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    Character » Batman appears in 23651 issues.

    Bruce Wayne, who witnessed the murder of his billionaire parents as a child, swore to avenge their deaths. He trained extensively to achieve mental and physical perfection, mastering martial arts, detective skills, and criminal psychology. Costumed as a bat to prey on the fears of criminals, and utilizing a high-tech arsenal, he became the legendary Batman.

    The Funniest Batman Article I've Read in a Long Time

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    #1  Edited By Jekylhyde14

    By my favorite comedy writer Dr. David Thorpe! Enjoy!

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    #2  Edited By FatihBATMAN

    The Name Of The Knight! That story setup must be bats biggest feat to date, if he can pull that off :)

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    #3  Edited By Jekylhyde14

    @FatihBATMAN:

    LOL! That's why it's a four-parter!

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    #4  Edited By FatihBATMAN

    it could well be a fifteen-parter :O

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    #5  Edited By ComicStooge

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    #6  Edited By Guardiandevil83

    I wanna red the Alfred story!

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    #7  Edited By KnightRise

    Except for the Venom one, they all sound like late Golden Age stories

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    #8  Edited By Squalleon

    Haha Awesome!!

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    #9  Edited By fodigg
    A Party To Die For
    Batman throws a lavish birthday party for Robin, but he makes a fatal mistake: the "clown" he hires to amuse his young ward is none other than Gotham's most notorious jokester: Mr. Freeze!

    My favorite.

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    #10  Edited By Enigm95

    ^This one is totally randomic. I love it.

    "Worst party ever, Bruce... WORST. PARTY. EVER!" *hysterical Robin runs in his room*

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