I thought someone should start this since there were so many serious and funny quotes in the movie. Don't read em if you haven't seen em!
Here are some of my favs:
Vigilante: "We're here to help!"
Batman: "I don't need any help."
Crane: "That's not my diagnosis."
Vigilante: "What makes you different from us?"
Batman: "I'm not wearing hockey pants."
*the Joker reveals a bunch of grenades beneath his jacket*
Joker: "Now lets not blow this out of proportions."
Joker: "I just want my phone call..."
Gordon: "That was a very brave thing you did Wayne."
Bruce: "What... running a stop light?"
Bruce: "Do you think I should go to the hospital?"
Gordon: "You don't watch the news very much do you?"
...well what have you guys got???
Batman
Character » Batman appears in 23630 issues.
Bruce Wayne, who witnessed the murder of his billionaire parents as a child, swore to avenge their deaths. He trained extensively to achieve mental and physical perfection, mastering martial arts, detective skills, and criminal psychology. Costumed as a bat to prey on the fears of criminals, and utilizing a high-tech arsenal, he became the legendary Batman.
The Dark Knight quotes (spoilers!!!)
"So surprised no one's mentioned his magic trick.I was saving that for someone else.
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How about...
Bruce: "Do you think you'll be alright Alfred?"
*Alfred turns and looks at a boat full of Russian beauties*
Alfred: "I shall survive sir."
i have to say that my favourite quotes are
"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dark Knight!"
"Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded."
"You either die a hero...or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if i caught one. i don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer."
and finally (haha)
Alfred: "Will you be taking the Batpod sir?"
Bruce: "In the middle of the day? Not very subtle Alfred"
Alfred: "The lambourgini than, much more subtle"
"been doneThis one was started July 18 the other July 22. This one just got buried... :/
http://www.comicvine.com/batman/29-1699/fav-quotes-from-the-dark-knight/92-26715/?page=last#reply_form"
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Mob Boss: "Do you think you can just come in here and rob us like this?!"
The Joker: "Yes."
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The Joker: "See, I’m a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder…and dynamite…and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They’re cheap!"
Then lights the whole stack of money on FIRE!
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The Joker gets this really cheesy smile on his face, looks at Dent (who by that time is 'two-face') kind of smacks his lips once and says...
The Joker: "Hi......."
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The Joker: "It’s a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your plan and turned it on itself. Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple bullets. Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It’s fair."
Lucius (after hearing Reese telling him that he knows Bruce's secret): Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands…and your plan is to blackmail this person? ... Good luck.
Alfred: I suppose they'll wanna lock me up, too, as your accomplice.
Bruce: Accomplice? I'm gonna tell them the whole thing was your idea.
Lucius Fox: I'd recommend a good travel agent.
Bruce Wayne: Without it landing.
Lucius Fox: [smiles] Now that's more like it, Mr. Wayne.
And another one, not exactly a quote, but I found very funny
Note: Please deliver to lieutenant Gordon.
"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dark Knight!"
Definitely my favorite quote from the movie.
@Kain Echnida said:
"My quote: Batman wasn't that great. "
You'd be wrong.
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