The Dark Knight quotes (spoilers!!!)

#1 Posted by KnightlyVengence (302 posts) - - Show Bio

I thought someone should start this since there were so many serious and funny quotes in the movie. Don't read em if you haven't seen em!
Here are some of my favs:

Vigilante: "We're here to help!"
Batman: "I don't need any help."
Crane: "That's not my diagnosis."

Vigilante: "What makes you different from us?"
Batman: "I'm not wearing hockey pants."

*the Joker reveals a bunch of grenades beneath his jacket*
Joker: "Now lets not blow this out of proportions."

Joker: "I just want my phone call..."

Gordon: "That was a very brave thing you did Wayne."
Bruce: "What... running a stop light?"

Bruce: "Do you think I should go to the hospital?"
Gordon: "You don't watch the news very much do you?"

...well what have you guys got???

#2 Posted by Colt (122 posts) - - Show Bio

joker: "do i look like a guy with a plan?"

#3 Posted by G-Man (34953 posts) - - Show Bio

So surprised no one's mentioned his magic trick.

#4 Posted by KnightlyVengence (302 posts) - - Show Bio
G~man said:
"So surprised no one's mentioned his magic trick.
I was saving that for someone else.

How about...

Bruce: "Do you think you'll be alright Alfred?"
*Alfred turns and looks at a boat full of Russian beauties*
Alfred: "I shall survive sir."

#5 Posted by Citizen Kane (9 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker: "I just...DO things!"

#6 Posted by KnightlyVengence (302 posts) - - Show Bio

"Insanity is like gravity, all it needs is a little... push!"

#7 Posted by WatchfulProtector (1 posts) - - Show Bio

i have to say that my favourite quotes are

"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dark Knight!"

"Sometimes the truth isn't good enough, sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded."

"You either die a hero...or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if i caught one. i don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer."

and finally (haha)

Alfred: "Will you be taking the Batpod sir?"
Bruce: "In the middle of the day? Not very subtle Alfred"
Alfred: "The lambourgini than, much more subtle"

#9 Posted by KnightlyVengence (302 posts) - - Show Bio
#10 Posted by Watchmen (1 posts) - - Show Bio
The Joker: "Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn’t dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your - did your balls drop off? Hmm?"


Mob Boss: "Do you think you can just come in here and rob us like this?!"

The Joker: "Yes."


The Joker: "See, I’m a man of simple tastes. I like gunpowder…and dynamite…and gasoline! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They’re cheap!"
Then lights the whole stack of money on FIRE!


The Joker gets this really cheesy smile on his face, looks at Dent (who by that time is 'two-face') kind of smacks his lips once and says...
The Joker: "Hi......."


The Joker: "It’s a schemer who put you where you are. You were a schemer. You had plans. Look where it got you. I just did what I do best-I took your plan and turned it on itself. Look what I have done to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple bullets. Nobody panics when the expected people get killed. Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plans are horrifying. If I tell the press that tomorrow a gangbanger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will get blown up, nobody panics. But when I say one little old mayor will die, everyone loses their minds! Introduce a little anarchy, you upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I am an agent of chaos. And you know the thing about chaos, Harvey? It’s fair."
#11 Posted by Resonate (15054 posts) - - Show Bio

I just want my phone call

#12 Posted by Kain Echnida (1750 posts) - - Show Bio

My quote: Batman wasn't that great.

#13 Posted by Spider-Pantrelli (1731 posts) - - Show Bio

Joker: There's a little fight in you, I like that.
Batman: Then you're going to love me.

#14 Posted by larry (418 posts) - - Show Bio


#15 Posted by DarkKnightJared (1 posts) - - Show Bio

Lucius (after hearing Reese telling him that he knows Bruce's secret): Let me get this straight. You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands…and your plan is to blackmail this person? ... Good luck.

Alfred: I suppose they'll wanna lock me up, too, as your accomplice.
Bruce: Accomplice? I'm gonna tell them the whole thing was your idea.

#16 Posted by batmaddy (1 posts) - - Show Bio
Bruce Wayne: What about getting back into the plane?
Lucius Fox: I'd recommend a good travel agent.
Bruce Wayne: Without it landing.
Lucius Fox: [smiles] Now that's more like it, Mr. Wayne.

And another one, not exactly a quote, but I found very funny

Note: Please deliver to lieutenant Gordon.
#17 Posted by John Valentine (16310 posts) - - Show Bio
@WatchfulProtector said:

"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now... and so we'll hunt him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero... he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a Dark Knight!"

Definitely my favorite quote from the movie.

@Kain Echnida said:
"My quote: Batman wasn't that great. "

You'd be wrong.

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