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Bruce Wayne witnessed the murder of his billionaire parents as a child, swearing to avenge them. He trained extensively to achieve both mental and physical perfection, mastering detective skills, martial arts, and criminal psychology. Costumed as a bat to prey on criminals' fear and utilizing a high-tech arsenal in his crusade to rid Gotham City of crime, the legendary Batman was born.

Sod the X-Men

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#1 Posted by CitizenBane (19838 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
#2 Posted by FatihBATMAN (1355 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

great thread! :D

#3 Edited by god_spawn (30400 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@CitizenBane:

Plus if the Batclan win, the bitterness in the comment section will be endlessly amusing.
VOTE!

As much as I like the X-Men leagues more than Batman....this might be worthwhile.

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#4 Posted by JohnnyGat (1009 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
#5 Posted by batshrine (689 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Yes Batman ftw! Everyone vote!

#6 Posted by Decoy Elite (28581 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

YOU SONS A-! 
TOO BAD I MADE IT RAIN IN THAT THREAD!

#7 Posted by Lvenger (8228 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Already voted but damn X-Men are ahead. That is annoying. I really don't want them to win at the expense of the Batman clan.

#8 Posted by John Valentine (15777 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

I like both pretty much the same....

#9 Posted by Billy Batson (54323 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

But but Legion :(
BB

#10 Posted by CitizenBane (19838 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

YOU GUYS

THE MUTIES ARE WINNING

VOTE

@Billy Batson said:

But but Legion :(
BB

He thinks the X-Men are wastes of space in silly spandex uniforms. Why do you think I like the character?

#11 Edited by Billy Batson (54323 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@CitizenBane said:

YOU GUYS

THE MUTIES ARE WINNING

VOTE

@Billy Batson said:

But but Legion :(
BB

He thinks the X-Men are wastes of space in silly spandex uniforms. Why do you think I like the character?

Because of the hair? <_<
BB

#12 Posted by cattlebattle (11094 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Can't we just like both....
 
oh no wait, this is comicvine were dealing with here

#13 Posted by Joygirl (6087 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Voted. Batz 4ever *tries to gangsign, isn't sure how a bat-gangsign works* Dammit, that Cyclops prick has it so easy.

#14 Posted by chocobojam (288 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Except for Cyclops, X-men is pretty much boring.

#15 Posted by Decoy Elite (28581 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
@chocobojam said:

Except for Cyclops, X-men is pretty much boring.

Outside of Batman the Bat family can be pretty bland as well. :P
#16 Posted by JohnnyGat (1009 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@chocobojam said:

Except for Cyclops, X-men is pretty much boring.

Outside of Batman the Bat family can be pretty bland as well. :P

Batfamily has a Bat-cow. Checkmate X-man.

#17 Posted by Decoy Elite (28581 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
@JohnnyGat said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@chocobojam said:

Except for Cyclops, X-men is pretty much boring.

Outside of Batman the Bat family can be pretty bland as well. :P

Batfamily has a Bat-cow. Checkmate X-man.

We have Legion's hair!
#18 Posted by Joygirl (6087 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

We have Nightwing's butt.

#19 Posted by JohnnyGat (1009 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@JohnnyGat said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@chocobojam said:

Except for Cyclops, X-men is pretty much boring.

Outside of Batman the Bat family can be pretty bland as well. :P

Batfamily has a Bat-cow. Checkmate X-man.

We have Legion's hair!

I see your Legion's hair and I raise you Alfred's superior English class (his Englishness out Englishes all the English X-men and English allies combined).

#20 Posted by Decoy Elite (28581 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
@JohnnyGat@Joygirl: MAGNETO'S NEW ABS! 
BAM!
#21 Posted by Joygirl (6087 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

We have way, way more lesbians.

#22 Posted by Decoy Elite (28581 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
@Joygirl said:
We have way, way more lesbians.
X-Men have more characters, and thus more lesbians.
#23 Posted by CitizenBane (19838 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@Joygirl said:
We have way, way more lesbians.
X-Men have more characters, and thus more lesbians.

Batclan have all the cool lesbians. The X-Men have Karma, who is so obscure even Karma doesn't care about Karma.

#24 Posted by Decoy Elite (28581 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
@CitizenBane said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@Joygirl said:
We have way, way more lesbians.
X-Men have more characters, and thus more lesbians.

Batclan have all the cool lesbians. The X-Men have Karma, who is so obscure even Karma doesn't care about Karma.

Didn't know Renee counted as Batclan. :V
#25 Posted by CitizenBane (19838 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Pluuuuuus since the X-Men have more characters, they have more bad characters. The Batclan only has Jason Todd!

#26 Posted by JohnnyGat (1009 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Batclan N52 redesigns look nice, X-men has X-visor Cyke.

#27 Posted by JohnnyGat (1009 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@CitizenBane said:

Pluuuuuus since the X-Men have more characters, they have more bad characters. The Batclan only has Jason Todd!

And even then Jason Todd is being written quite well now and even if you don't like Todd at least he's consistent. One of the X-men's most popular characters is both an honorable samurai and a feral beast, a trained killer and peace seeking school headmaster. Plus Hank kinda brings down the X-men quality by a ton.

#28 Edited by JonSmith (2444 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Already voted for the Batclan on principle. Also: Batclan are all bonafide bad***es of the highest order. The X-Men have only one real bad***, and he's on loan to five or six other teams.

Be honest: If it's a choice between a couple dozen mutant kids who bemoan the fact that people are afraid of them, or half a dozen people who INTENTIONALLY SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE THE FIND, and then BEAT THEM INTO THE GROUND, who're you going to pick?

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#29 Posted by Lvenger (8228 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Damn it I want the Storm fans annoyed at the fact their precious Ororo isn't advancing to the next round :P

#30 Posted by Joygirl (6087 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

I count Bat-related Gothamites as Batclan. Renee and Maggie are Batclan by association with Kate, the same way Jim Gordon is with Bruce.

#31 Posted by Decoy Elite (28581 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
@CitizenBane said:

Pluuuuuus since the X-Men have more characters, they have more bad characters. The Batclan only has Jason Todd!

But that one guy  said that Damian was the worst. :P 
@Lvenger said:

Damn it I want the Storm fans annoyed at the fact their precious Ororo isn't advancing to the next round :P

You are playing with fire you fool!
#32 Posted by Lvenger (8228 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Lvenger said:

Damn it I want the Storm fans annoyed at the fact their precious Ororo isn't advancing to the next round :P

You are playing with fire you fool!

The truth can burn they say. Well I say the truth can burn so burn it shall! Muhahahahahaha!

#33 Posted by Decoy Elite (28581 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
@Lvenger said:

@Lvenger said:

Damn it I want the Storm fans annoyed at the fact their precious Ororo isn't advancing to the next round :P

You are playing with fire you fool!

The truth can burn they say. Well I say the truth can burn so burn it shall! Muhahahahahaha!

The only person that's gonna burn is you from the sheer hate of a legion of storm fans. :P 
@Joygirl said:
I count Bat-related Gothamites as Batclan. Renee and Maggie are Batclan by association with Kate, the same way Jim Gordon is with Bruce.
Then freakin' Jonah Hex might as well be Batclan by your definition. :P
#34 Posted by Joygirl (6087 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Who am I to say he isn't? :P X-Men have every single person to ever say "hey that isn't supposed to work like that" so we need a leg up.

#35 Edited by Lvenger (8228 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@Lvenger said:

@Lvenger said:

Damn it I want the Storm fans annoyed at the fact their precious Ororo isn't advancing to the next round :P

You are playing with fire you fool!

The truth can burn they say. Well I say the truth can burn so burn it shall! Muhahahahahaha!

The only person that's gonna burn is you from the sheer hate of a legion of storm fans. :P

I've had experience with the legions of Storm fans before. I have come out of the Storm forums unscathed and I shall do so again if the need is dire! :P

#36 Posted by Decoy Elite (28581 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
@Joygirl said:
Who am I to say he isn't? :P X-Men have every single person to ever say "hey that isn't supposed to work like that" so we need a leg up.
Whatever you say. 
*cough*cheater*cough*
#37 Posted by Decoy Elite (28581 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
@Lvenger: When they are finished with you, you will look up to me and beg for help. 
And I will down and whisper..."f*** you"
#38 Posted by JohnnyGat (1009 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@Joygirl said:
Who am I to say he isn't? :P X-Men have every single person to ever say "hey that isn't supposed to work like that" so we need a leg up.
Whatever you say. *cough*cheater*cough*

You're just jealous we have a cowboy.

#39 Posted by Decoy Elite (28581 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
@JohnnyGat said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@Joygirl said:
Who am I to say he isn't? :P X-Men have every single person to ever say "hey that isn't supposed to work like that" so we need a leg up.
Whatever you say. *cough*cheater*cough*

You're just jealous we have a cowboy.

I'm sure the X-Men have a cowboy floating around somewhere. 
#40 Posted by JohnnyGat (1009 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@JohnnyGat said:

@Decoy Elite said:

@Joygirl said:
Who am I to say he isn't? :P X-Men have every single person to ever say "hey that isn't supposed to work like that" so we need a leg up.
Whatever you say. *cough*cheater*cough*

You're just jealous we have a cowboy.

I'm sure the X-Men have a cowboy floating around somewhere.

The fact that you couldn't think of one off the top of your head signifies that even if you had one that guy is rather insignificant.

#41 Posted by Lvenger (8228 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@Lvenger: When they are finished with you, you will look up to me and beg for help. And I will down and whisper..."f*** you"

When I climb out of that pit victorious like this

I'll then say

#42 Posted by Decoy Elite (28581 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
@JohnnyGat: Hey, hey, hey, I'm not X-Men expert. 
(Honestly I know more about Batman. >.>)
#43 Posted by JohnnyGat (1009 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@Decoy Elite said:

@JohnnyGat: Hey, hey, hey, I'm not X-Men expert. (Honestly I know more about Batman. >.>)

Strangely enough this makes me the "Anti-you" in this topic.

#44 Posted by judasnixon (2285 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Batman is for Nerds, Cream Puffs, and Losers. Suck it Bruce Wayne with your busted up broke ass butler....  

#45 Posted by evilvegeta74 (3480 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

I had to get this in!

@CitizenBane

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#46 Posted by FatihBATMAN (1355 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Mutants winning by an inch! :<

#47 Posted by entropy_aegis (12319 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Nice bait threads Citizenbane and Decoy,the morons have already started falling for it,haha.

#48 Posted by The Stegman (12906 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
@CitizenBane: A Freakin' Men, I'm tired of those stupid Muties, with they're drama and over inflated egos. 
#49 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (15630 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

*throws up the X*

#50 Posted by Ellie_Knightfall (3923 posts) - 3 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio
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