Off THEIR Mind: Can Batman Really Defeat Everyone?

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#1 Posted by CitizenJP (594 posts) - - Show Bio

Long live Batman.

#2 Posted by FatihBATMAN (1389 posts) - - Show Bio

Long live Batman.

#3 Posted by WarBlade539 (4497 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman wins...end of story.

#4 Edited by Hancock89 (94 posts) - - Show Bio

The most wanked character in comic book history. 

Make a thread of Batman versus any given character and the first question you get from his craziest fans is: ''How much prep time does he get?!''.    
  
Listening to some of 'em one could even beleive that Batman could probably defeat the entire comicverse if granted enough prep-time.  Quite ridiculous, he's the Chuck Norris of comic books.  And it doesn't seem like the blind fanboyism among writers and his most loyal fans will change any time soon.

#5 Edited by StMichalofWilson (3668 posts) - - Show Bio
Nuff' Said
#6 Posted by Saint_Wildcard (9056 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman beats the entire DBZ universe fused togther with only an hour of prep and all the Dragonball mangas.

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#7 Posted by Inverno (13061 posts) - - Show Bio

Altair, Ezio and Connor can kick Batman's ass. There I said it.

#8 Edited by ccraft (5045 posts) - - Show Bio

“Tony, Batman can’t lose. Dont’ even try and make him lose, because its just going to be that much more embarrassing for you when you realize that he can’t lose…"

#9 Posted by Hancock89 (94 posts) - - Show Bio

Speaking of blind fanboyism...

#10 Posted by Migz13 (169 posts) - - Show Bio

NO. No matter how RIDICULOUSLY OMNIPOTENT/GODLIKE/OMNICIENT/IMPOSSIBLE a foe is... when matched with Batman, it's a no win scenario for that guy. 
It's just so damn fun to see how Batman can actually still win. He's a survivor, and that's what he'll always do: Survive.

#11 Posted by ccraft (5045 posts) - - Show Bio

@CaioTrubat:

Caio Trubat, Batman can’t lose. Dont’ even try and make him lose, because its just going to be that much more embarrassing for you when you realize that he can’t lose…

#12 Edited by toekneebeeears (83 posts) - - Show Bio

Someone should tell Jimmy Palmiotti that Batman did beat Hulk, as well as Superman several times.

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#13 Posted by TheCrowbar (4286 posts) - - Show Bio

HE CAN'T BE CYCLOPS BECAUSE CYCLOPS WAS RIGHT ARGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!

*foams at the mouth*

#14 Edited by Silavite (55 posts) - - Show Bio

This may just be my opinion but...

#15 Posted by Illuminatus (9491 posts) - - Show Bio

You're implying there is room for defeat on Batman's end.

There isn't.

#16 Posted by modunhanul (403 posts) - - Show Bio

Bat-GOD

#17 Posted by BoyWander (318 posts) - - Show Bio

LONG LIVE BATMAN!

#18 Posted by Quintus_Knightfall (84526 posts) - - Show Bio

Its a rhetorical question right?

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#19 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

This is why I can't love Batman, I like Batman well enough, but honestly I hate this perception that he is unbeatable. His book is good and seeing him struggle against Talon was awesome, but then you have this parallel fanverse where he could take Superman and Wonder Woman on blindfolded and it is totally acceptable. Bat-god in my opinion ruins Batman.

#20 Posted by The_Roman (3297 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman doesn't battle, he allows you to lose. Just kidding.

#21 Posted by spiderturtle (66 posts) - - Show Bio

Long live Bat-God!

#22 Posted by gotwillpower (679 posts) - - Show Bio

There's always someone better than you.

Luckily, that doesn't apply to Batman!

#23 Posted by Roxasnelson14 (24 posts) - - Show Bio

Give batman 1 or 2 week prep time then we see how it goes

#24 Posted by WaveMotionCannon (5155 posts) - - Show Bio

@Silavite said:

This may just be my opinion but...

this!!! The Bat wanking is nauseating.

#25 Posted by ccraft (5045 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991: Thats why batman is the best character, hes always prepared. But having this perception were he is unbeatable thats what makes batman, batman! Gosh..But the stories were he gets hes butt kicked and still wins is one of my favorites. If you think about it every character is unbeatable, when they die they come back so it doesnt matter.

#26 Posted by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

@toekneebeeears said:

Someone should tell Jimmy Palmiotti that Batman did beat Hulk, as well as Superman several times.

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Yes batman did... But when did he beat them in canon? That's the better question...

#27 Posted by MuyJingo (1554 posts) - - Show Bio

Because of the characters obsession, devotion, experience, training and innate gifts, then he can beat most people in a believable way.

Some people might not like that, but it's true.

#28 Posted by Rumble Man (11119 posts) - - Show Bio

I blame miller

**** that guy

#29 Posted by sinestro_GL (3050 posts) - - Show Bio

Without the convenient plot devices...then no.

E.g.

Hush: Supposing that Lois managed to escape Catwoman's escape and went somewhere she couldn't be found, and if Bruce didn't happen to be in the same building as the Kryptonite ring, Batman would have probably been turned inside out.

e.g. 2:

TDKR: Suppose Oliver Queen dropped his arrow, or was apprehended before he had a chance to fire his arrow, the ending of the Superman/Batman fight would have come a lot sooner.

#30 Posted by barnabae70 (18 posts) - - Show Bio

Honestly batmans cool and all but this topic is just point less because even if he had all the prep time in the world id bet my life wolverine would STILL find a way to kill batman. *(Oh hell new pointless discussion can wolverine kill every1 if he had enough prep time.)* Also just to state a fact Dr. Doom or Wolverine are the comicverse chuck norris.

#31 Posted by NativeNerd (5 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman Wins when he actually takes the time to prep

#32 Posted by Trodorne (2572 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991: I agree.

I hate batman/bruce wayne and he can go die. Nightwing is clearly the Superior Hero.

#33 Posted by growup (525 posts) - - Show Bio

No he cannot.

Come at me fanboys

#34 Posted by toekneebeeears (83 posts) - - Show Bio

@ssejllenrad: Well, Batman beat Superman in the Hush storyline as was pointed out by a previous comment.

#35 Edited by Txman210 (26 posts) - - Show Bio
#36 Posted by toekneebeeears (83 posts) - - Show Bio

Let us not forget that Batman has plans to beat the entire JLA. Has no one read Tower of Babel or seen Justice League: Doom ? End of discussion.

#37 Posted by Praetor_fenix (222 posts) - - Show Bio

Let's turn batman into a Villain and have D-List heroes/villains team up to beat him 'cause they're so inconsequential he didn't prepare for them.

#38 Posted by Loki9876 (2993 posts) - - Show Bio

@Red_Justice: I agree

#39 Posted by Dunners (36 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman always finds a way to defeat anyone, thats what makes him a good dective, He always finds a way!!

#40 Posted by GodDamnIronMan (1553 posts) - - Show Bio

@Blood1991 said:

This is why I can't love Batman, I like Batman well enough, but honestly I hate this perception that he is unbeatable. His book is good and seeing him struggle against Talon was awesome, but then you have this parallel fanverse where he could take Superman and Wonder Woman on blindfolded and it is totally acceptable. Bat-god in my opinion ruins Batman.

This!

#41 Posted by Gammbitt (133 posts) - - Show Bio

its been like two months since i read an avx comic, did batman really go over to marvel and if so can someone post the issue number?

#42 Posted by Michiel76 (182 posts) - - Show Bio
@Gammbitt said:

its been like two months since i read an avx comic, did batman really go over to marvel and if so can someone post the issue number?

Yes actually he did in AvX #13!
The phoenix force created a portal between the MCU and the DCU so batman was able to cross, he kicked everyones ass of course.
Why did they do this? Well because Marvel has made a mess lately with their big events and needed DC to actually write a good ending to this monstrosity.
Of course this all leads up to Marvel joining the DC universe in 2013. I mean you did read the news that Disney sold Marvel to warner brothers so they could buy Lucasarts right?
So next year we will get DC NOW!! it's not a complete reboot but it will allow the marvel characters to be merged into the DCU. 
Apparently Spider-man will move to Gotham city, and get's involved with Batgirl cause he has a thing for redheads.
 
Hope this helps
#43 Posted by SandMan_ (4528 posts) - - Show Bio

Nope, he can't.

#44 Posted by FatihBATMAN (1389 posts) - - Show Bio

Michiel76, are you serious? or joking?

#45 Posted by Strider92 (16100 posts) - - Show Bio

Simply put no. There are far to many variables.

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#46 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14587 posts) - - Show Bio

@TheCrowbar said:

HE CAN'T BE CYCLOPS BECAUSE CYCLOPS WAS RIGHT ARGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!

*foams at the mouth*

yeah for once. Batman is always right.

Note: G-man

What have you done?

#47 Posted by SandMan_ (4528 posts) - - Show Bio
@Blood1991 said:

This is why I can't love Batman, I like Batman well enough, but honestly I hate this perception that he is unbeatable. His book is good and seeing him struggle against Talon was awesome, but then you have this parallel fanverse where he could take Superman and Wonder Woman on blindfolded and it is totally acceptable. Bat-god in my opinion ruins Batman.

You hit the nail on the head...And then people come and say Superman is overpowered...but Batman can somehow beat him with a banana....talk about hypocrisy...
#48 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (17574 posts) - - Show Bio

No he cant beat everyone,no superhero is unbeatable.

Talking in canon of course.

#49 Posted by TheAcidSkull (17284 posts) - - Show Bio

uhh,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Batman cannot beat everyone, this is ridicules

#50 Posted by Karkarov (16 posts) - - Show Bio

Considering Galactus has technically lost to a dude whose power is being smart and a human rubber band I don't think Batman would be too pressed coming up with something.

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