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    Bruce Wayne, who witnessed the murder of his billionaire parents as a child, swore to avenge their deaths. He trained extensively to achieve mental and physical perfection, mastering martial arts, detective skills, and criminal psychology. Costumed as a bat to prey on the fears of criminals, and utilizing a high-tech arsenal, he became the legendary Batman.

    Off My Mind: Did Batman Really Wet His Pants?

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    #301  Edited By Eyz

    Looks more to me like Kevin Smith making a joke for the reader :P
    Don't read too much into that.
    - The other guy said that, not Bats 
    - Probably to rassure that other guy
    - Bats probably made that up for this whole purpose

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    #302  Edited By jonasLighter
    I can accept him getting his ass handed to him, fouling up an investigation even being seen trying to hide in the shadows.  Weting his pants is just a writter taking liberties with a character.  DC is known to let writters have their way, then screw the readers down the line at some point.
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    #303  Edited By DeadlyWolverine

    Kevin Smith was inserting a bit of his own life into the comic when he made Batman piss himself. 
    What Kevin Smith does on a daily basis, he wants the characters he is writing to do the same. 
    When we were "laughing", and I say this loosely, at Kevin Smith's movies, we were laughing at him and his life. 
     
    This is why they call it Kevin Smith's Batman.

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    i can accept it because it makes him seem more human.

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    #305  Edited By ZephyrX26
    @MisterDK:
    joker may feel dirty, but i just feel violayed after that...*shudder*
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    #306  Edited By ZephyrX26

    kevin smith is an overated hack!  taking a serious book and icon like batman and apply his "jay and silent bob" brand of humor is in poor taste and frankly quite asinine! *sigggggghhhhh*

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    #307  Edited By zoist

    Well, if he pissed himself back then we all know for damn sure that he ain't pissin himself now. He is the God of Badass today.

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    #308  Edited By zoist
    @ZephyrX26: Not that it matters but I agree with you 100% on everything you said.
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    #309  Edited By ohrenclez

    no...he'd never do that

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    #310  Edited By waruikumo

    Didn't read widening gyre, dropped it after the first issue.  Reason being Morrison's Batman was kicking into high gear, and I felt it would just be throw away.  Annnnnnd the last time I read or tried to read a Kevin Smith Mini series, it took like 3 years to finish (that spiderman black cat one).   
     
    I would like to see him do an arc or write a regular book again.  Since I don't know what he's doing with himself at this point.

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    #311  Edited By Shipwreck

    o.o
    I guess we need to pick batty up some depends.

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    #312  Edited By INCSlayer

    kevin smith is losing his touch :(

    to semi-qoute barney:

    NOT AWESOME

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    #313  Edited By Rothschild

    this is almost as painful to witness as the last Indiana Jones film

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    #314  Edited By Midnight Monk

    This is what happens when you have too many Batman books, somebody does something stupid like this. That was worst than what happened in every Rise of Arsenal book

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    #315  Edited By Ferro Vida

    LMMFAO
     
    That is all.

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    #316  Edited By -Eclipse-

    Wow, 16 pages, LOL 
     
    What I find funny is that this all would have been completely ignored by most people, if G-Man hadn't made a news page about it... xD

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    #317  Edited By cascadeking09
    @INCSlayer said:
    " kevin smith is losing his touch :(

    to semi-qoute barney:

    NOT AWESOME

    "
    Barney from How I met your mother?
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    #318  Edited By Bastard samurai

    I'm sorry but i cant believe comic vine wasted their time writing on this.........i know super heroes are larger than life and all but to a certain degree there has to be some realism here and pissing ones pants out of fear is very real. Ever wander why soldiers tuck their pants legs in their boots or use staps to keep the rolled up? its not for style or uniformity nope militarties world wide do it because soldiers shit and piss themselves during combat all the time. kudos to kevin smith for doing research.

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    #319  Edited By Kid Eternity

    LMAO! Bat-pee-wee-in-the-pants!!!

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    #320  Edited By Big

    This was a bad choice. Batman needs street cred to do his job. Pissing one's pants does not contribute to that. Also, why would he even bother to divulge this information to some fool he doesn't really know. Come on! This is taking the human aspect of Batman too far. It may have seemed bold and daring at the time to write this in the comic, but in hindsight, it should seem like a silly mistake, kinda' like...wetting your own pants.
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    #321  Edited By Enoch

    bladder spasm...hmmm

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    #322  Edited By Aquamariner

    Kevin Smith's a fat-a$$ idiot. I dropped this crappy series after the first issue. Smith seems intent on making Batman look bad, and what kind of a writer makes a characted look lame on purpose? ESPECIALLY Batman?!?! 
     
    That's like revealing that Wolverine kissed a guy once when he was "experimenting in college" just to make him seem "more relatable" or whatever. 
     
    I hate it when writers try to seem original and genius by sh!tting on a character *cough*Morrison*cough*Miller*cough*    
     
    It takes real talent to write interesting stories about a character without resorting to these cheap attention-getting stunts.

      
    @skullduggery pleasant

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    " i can accept it because it makes him seem more human. "


    You want "human"? GO READ SPIDER-MAN. 
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    #323  Edited By ceniza

    batman does not comfort people, the moment they turn their backs on him, bats disappears and leaves them talking to themselves. the bats does not even shares details of his personal life no matter what!

    but yeah, he pisses himself. rite.

    and supes sh@t himself while being a badass to lois. 

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    #324  Edited By Luke Danes

    So, well, who cares about a Book that will not be remembered in 5 years from now. If the Name "Kevin Smith" sell, it´s clear that DC got his Batman running. I don´t see him as the good director or writer that he is hyped for....

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    #325  Edited By parasyteFMA

    I really don't understand why people are making such a fuss about it. The argument is just really silly and if you're expecting more from Kevin Smith, you're in for a big surprise.
     
    In my opinion, Gyre has been a great run so far. 

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    #326  Edited By N7_Normandy
    @ceniza said:
    "

    batman does not comfort people, the moment they turn their backs on him, bats disappears and leaves them talking to themselves. the bats does not even shares details of his personal life no matter what!

    but yeah, he pisses himself. rite.

    and supes sh@t himself while being a badass to lois. 

    "
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    #327  Edited By Bastard samurai

    soldiers piss themselves, soliders poop themselves, same with cops, fireman and so forth. not all the time ofcourse but is not uncommon first time in a fire fight. the fact that so many of you are worked up about this is redonkulous .
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    #328  Edited By kimimiki

    This is wrong on so many levels

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    #329  Edited By Capt_Ventris

    I think that you are reading too much into this.

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    #330  Edited By Lady L

    it actually does change the way you think of batman but i like it since u see another side as into him trying to open up n not so bad assed

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    Writing on Batman sucks across the board anyway these days so it doesnt really surpirise someone came up with this one. I was actually starting to like Kevin Smith.
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    #332  Edited By Sylver

    Batman's lying.  that's all I have to say.  I will not believe that one of my fav heroes would wet their pants like a 3 yr old.  No.  Nuh-uh. No way.  NO.
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    #333  Edited By UnosInfinitos

    Odin forbid we display any humanity in the Dark Knight for we all know he was clairvoyant tech ninja since he was eight.

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    #334  Edited By entropy_aegis
    @UnosInfinitos said:
    "Odin forbid we display any humanity in the Dark Knight for we all know he was clairvoyant tech ninja since he was eight. "

    Theres a difference in humanity and what happened here.
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    #335  Edited By SigersonLTD

    The reality of the situation is, his current suit allows for it. I wouldn't say that his pants were wet. Furthermore, a bladder spasm can still be produced even without a full bladder. If it was empty, nothing happened. 
     
    Do you truly believe that with all the exercise he gets fighting criminals, the water he takes in wouldn't leave his body beforehand? I'm no expert in bio-chem, however, I believe that he empties his bladder before he goes out to fight crime, and there wouldn't be anything in it in the first place.

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    #336  Edited By Carradinebatman

    Hmm..I don't really see what the big deal is. Wouldn't you be wetting your pants if you were being chased by criminals and thugs,avoiding gun fires,diving out of exploding buildings...etc for the first time.

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    @misterdk: I really want to kill myself after seeing this panel.

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    This is a really old thread, but anything written by Kevin Smith should not be touched with a ten foot pole.

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    Kevin Smith most likely got this from Q from Impractical Jokers (or TESD if you're an ant). After hearing Kevin Smith, he just likes to put inside jokes that only him and his friends would get. It's an annoying trait, which bothers me even more when he talks so passionately as if he didn't do something stupid that alienates the viewer just to get a dumb joke across. At best do it as a background thing. Anyway, back to the main point, Q was a firefighter and he said it's a common thing that happens to firefighters, so it's not like it's not backed in logic, it's just a long way to go for a tid bit that just makes him look silly... jesus I'm defending Batman, ugh Kill me

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    The guy can't write

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    My god... a god cannot pee himself it is impossible.

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    I can't believe people are still getting triggered over this

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    #344  Edited By kmb501

    Batman wetting his pants = funny and understandable. I mean the guy fights the equivalent of Hell's demons in human form on a daily basis. That makes him seem oh so human and relatable.

    Joker strip teasing = pathetic; it was OOC for the clown, certainly, and it was also just plain old inappropriate. It would have been okay if he would have just turned around, dropped his pants, and finished at that, but all of the innuendos, oh no! Joker is supposed to be a highly refined character, for the most part.

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    @kmb501: I don't know man. I refuse to reckon this.

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    It's from a non canon story, so no.

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    It's from a non canon story, so no.

    True.

    also Smith can't write.

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    @eto: Smith is terrible I agree...

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    All these Batman fans who can't take a joke or accept that Batman isn't perfect... Haha.

    But yeah, Kevin Smith hasn't written any remarkable comics.

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