So, its no big news for anyone that DCs last reboot, the New 52, is pretty much a mess with its own continuity and timeline. One of the bigger issues is the mere existence of Batman and Talia's son, Damian Wayne. Its have been stated than Damian is 10 years old, while Bruce have been Batman for like 7 o 8 years. So that means that Bruce and Talia had sex before Bruce becoming Batman? How did they met? Where? When? Fuck! That's something that really rustle a lot of jimmies in me. But the i though of something, and a great and coherent theory flew trough my mind, one that can make this HUGE plot hole clear once and for all. Ready? Here we go:
I´ll star with the issue Batman: The Dark Knight #0. In this issue we are told the story about the young Bruce Wayne investigating and searching for the killer of his parents, the junkie Joe Chill, convinced that the murderes reason goes far beyond than just to steal a simple necklace. The story its all about Bruce Wayne before becoming Batman, without any kind of proper physical or mental training. Or that's what we think.
Lets just take a look at some of the amazing physical feats that young Bruce Wayne develops in this issue:
Almost breaking this dude's jaw.
Breaking a wooden door with just a simple kick.
And by far the most impressive of them all
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