Batman is seen as peak human and can has feats to show him capable of doing (pretty much) anything. Is there any activity that comic Batman cannot do that a real human can.

This is excluding any emotional 'feats' Love etc.

He also gets 1 day to prepare for such tasks.

Get pregnant or give birth.

Other than that, I can't think of anything.

Not be Batman

Well you just won the thread there.

No point in continuing.

@guardian_of_gravity: Die and not be resurrected.

Survive in the cold better than iceman.

Get over his parent's death and except that it's just a fact of life.

Walk into a comic store and buy a Batman comic.

Have a real job?

have a family

Has he ever been shown reading braille?

hug their parents

Naw, he'd will himself out of the pages using the Bat-Force and pick it up.

Guys, come on.

How could I forget :p

He can't get a good nights sleep!

Have a successful relationship

Wiggle his ears

Nope

that's it, that's the thread.

Call the police when they see a crime.

Wear colors.

Kill.

BAM.

@decoyelite: *sigh* Kill a PERSON.

Darkseid is a person.

@decoyelite: KILL A HUMANNN.

@decoyelite: I reject your reality and substitute my own.

@decoyelite: *narrows eyes* Kill a human infant.

@joygirl:

@decoyelite said:

@joygirl said:

@decoyelite: KILL A HUMANNN.

Bats' been loosing some weight. O.o

@battle_forum_junkie: More like he gained some. All those ads for snack cakes man.

Hot dog eating contest champion

There are certain skills that I'm sure Batman couldn't do regardless of prep. Contortionists for example. And I doubt that Batman is the fastest non-super powered human alive, or strongest. He may be at peak levels, but there is likely always someone who is better at one thing than everyone else. Hasn't it been mentioned somewhere that Batman benches 500 lbs? Well there are people who can bench 800, so right there he isn't the strongest, or else he would just look like Kingpin, a huge powerlifter.

Become a real person, and not a comic book character.

-Grow up poor

-Learn to live without a English dude to clean up after you

-Be trusting of friends

-Laugh at someone wearing a big rubber bat suit

-Get rejected by the ladies

-Worry about paying bills

-Love rock music

Fail with prep.

Be a stand up comedian.

Exist.

Fart.

@i_like_swords: Your right! They would all be sold out. However he could buy a Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash, Aquaman, Atom, or Hawkman comic if he wished.

@divine_disorder: I don't know why but that bow tie cracks me up.

Waste my time

Win the WWE Championship.

Those guy would said he is not good enough.

Dance like Walken.

Have parents.