Is there anything a real person can do, but Batman cannot

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#1 Posted by dave17 (61 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman is seen as peak human and can has feats to show him capable of doing (pretty much) anything. Is there any activity that comic Batman cannot do that a real human can.

This is excluding any emotional 'feats' Love etc.

He also gets 1 day to prepare for such tasks.

#2 Edited by TheCannon (18304 posts) - - Show Bio

Get pregnant or give birth.

Other than that, I can't think of anything.

#3 Posted by JetiiMitra (8514 posts) - - Show Bio

Twerk

#4 Posted by warlock360 (28050 posts) - - Show Bio

Not be Batman

#5 Posted by Guardian_of_Gravity (2979 posts) - - Show Bio

Get pregnant or give birth.

Other than that, I can't think of anything.

Well you just won the thread there.

No point in continuing.

#6 Posted by teddy_the_god_killer (269 posts) - - Show Bio
#7 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (5784 posts) - - Show Bio

Survive in the cold better than iceman.

#8 Posted by Battle_Forum_Junkie (7820 posts) - - Show Bio

Get over his parent's death and except that it's just a fact of life.

#9 Posted by i_like_swords (13982 posts) - - Show Bio

Walk into a comic store and buy a Batman comic.

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#10 Posted by silkyballfro94 (1678 posts) - - Show Bio

Have a real job?

#11 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio

have a family

#12 Posted by V_Scarlotte_Rose (6256 posts) - - Show Bio

Has he ever been shown reading braille?

#13 Edited by danhimself (22492 posts) - - Show Bio

hug their parents

#14 Posted by Battle_Forum_Junkie (7820 posts) - - Show Bio

Walk into a comic store and buy a Batman comic.

Naw, he'd will himself out of the pages using the Bat-Force and pick it up.

#15 Posted by i_like_swords (13982 posts) - - Show Bio
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#16 Posted by ArturoCalaKayVee (11376 posts) - - Show Bio

He can't get a good nights sleep!

#17 Posted by PeppeyHare (4310 posts) - - Show Bio

Have a successful relationship

#18 Posted by Impala (264 posts) - - Show Bio

Wiggle his ears

#19 Posted by Betatesthighlander1 (7462 posts) - - Show Bio

@thecannon said:

Get pregnant or give birth.

Other than that, I can't think of anything.

Well you just won the thread there.

No point in continuing.

Nope

#20 Posted by Mercy_ (92684 posts) - - Show Bio

hug their parents

that's it, that's the thread.

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#21 Posted by green_skaar (4415 posts) - - Show Bio

Call the police when they see a crime.

#22 Posted by darrellacoustic (73 posts) - - Show Bio

Wear colors.

#23 Edited by Joygirl (19401 posts) - - Show Bio

Kill.

#24 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio
#25 Posted by Joygirl (19401 posts) - - Show Bio
#26 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio
#27 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio
#28 Posted by Joygirl (19401 posts) - - Show Bio
#29 Posted by darrellacoustic (73 posts) - - Show Bio

@decoyelite: I reject your reality and substitute my own.

#30 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio
#31 Posted by Joygirl (19401 posts) - - Show Bio
#32 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio
#33 Edited by Battle_Forum_Junkie (7820 posts) - - Show Bio
#34 Edited by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio
#35 Edited by jloneblackheart (5507 posts) - - Show Bio

Hot dog eating contest champion

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#36 Posted by DecoyElite (4019 posts) - - Show Bio
#37 Posted by darrellacoustic (73 posts) - - Show Bio

There are certain skills that I'm sure Batman couldn't do regardless of prep. Contortionists for example. And I doubt that Batman is the fastest non-super powered human alive, or strongest. He may be at peak levels, but there is likely always someone who is better at one thing than everyone else. Hasn't it been mentioned somewhere that Batman benches 500 lbs? Well there are people who can bench 800, so right there he isn't the strongest, or else he would just look like Kingpin, a huge powerlifter.

#38 Posted by DarkKnight1939 (148 posts) - - Show Bio

Become a real person, and not a comic book character.

#39 Edited by RDClip (1129 posts) - - Show Bio

-Grow up poor

-Learn to live without a English dude to clean up after you

-Be trusting of friends

-Laugh at someone wearing a big rubber bat suit

-Get rejected by the ladies

-Worry about paying bills

-Love rock music

#40 Posted by wildvine (9016 posts) - - Show Bio

Fail with prep.

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#41 Posted by Black_Claw (2968 posts) - - Show Bio

Be a stand up comedian.

#42 Edited by StrangeMan (410 posts) - - Show Bio

Exist.

#43 Edited by Bruxae (13470 posts) - - Show Bio

Fart.

#44 Posted by CrazyScarecrow (1249 posts) - - Show Bio

@i_like_swords: Your right! They would all be sold out. However he could buy a Superman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, Flash, Aquaman, Atom, or Hawkman comic if he wished.

#45 Posted by Divine_Disorder (105 posts) - - Show Bio
#46 Posted by Dud317 (289 posts) - - Show Bio
#47 Edited by tupiaz (2180 posts) - - Show Bio
#48 Posted by Dud317 (289 posts) - - Show Bio

Waste my time

#49 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (10261 posts) - - Show Bio

Win the WWE Championship.

Those guy would said he is not good enough.

Dance like Walken.

#50 Posted by PaperDemon (608 posts) - - Show Bio

Have parents.

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