Batman is in JLA, Outsiders, Batman, and Detective Comics every month. HOW CAN HE DO IT ALL IN A MONTH?
How does he find the time?
"Gottheit says:"He's the Goddamn Batman. He has his trusty Bat-Calender, and just makes the most of his time. The fact that he doesn't shower, have sex or sleep helps a lot, too."
LOL but how, really? 4 story arcs running at a time... it hurts my head."
Not when his Noodly Majesty assists you
Yes. With the power of Sgetti, Bruce doesn't have as many urine and fecal stains on his spandex(actually explains the underwear over the pants) when he just sits in the bat cave day after day crying and using the Bat-Puter to play Disturbed and Fall Out Boy, and the Meatball Force insures that when he strangles whores because he told them to pretend they were men and call themselves Joe Chill, the police never find the shallow graves, or the mutilated remains in Gotham Harbor. Go Batman the superhero!
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