Batman is in JLA, Outsiders, Batman, and Detective Comics every month. HOW CAN HE DO IT ALL IN A MONTH?

He has the support of the flying spaghetti monster.

He's the Goddamn Batman. He has his trusty Bat-Calender, and just makes the most of his time. The fact that he doesn't shower, have sex or sleep helps a lot, too.

Gottheit says:

"He's the Goddamn Batman. He has his trusty Bat-Calender, and just makes the most of his time. The fact that he doesn't shower, have sex or sleep helps a lot, too."

LOL but how, really? 4 story arcs running at a time... it hurts my head.

Golem says:

"Gottheit says:

"He's the Goddamn Batman. He has his trusty Bat-Calender, and just makes the most of his time. The fact that he doesn't shower, have sex or sleep helps a lot, too."

LOL but how, really? 4 story arcs running at a time... it hurts my head."

Not when his Noodly Majesty assists you

Yes. With the power of Sgetti, Bruce doesn't have as many urine and fecal stains on his spandex(actually explains the underwear over the pants) when he just sits in the bat cave day after day crying and using the Bat-Puter to play Disturbed and Fall Out Boy, and the Meatball Force insures that when he strangles whores because he told them to pretend they were men and call themselves Joe Chill, the police never find the shallow graves, or the mutilated remains in Gotham Harbor. Go Batman the superhero!

When Batman and Wolverine get tired of Suerheroing they will go into partnership as the universes best time management specialists.

Well know fact.

Dude, it's a comic book character, and Detective,Gotham knights, outsiders, Jla, takes place within a month or so. SO he's got all the time. That's how I think of it anyway.

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Gottheit says:

"He's the Goddamn Batman. He has his trusty Bat-Calender, and just makes the most of his time. The fact that he doesn't shower, have sex or sleep helps a lot, too."

loooooool! that's true!!!

Golem says:

"Batman is in JLA, Outsiders, Batman, and Detective Comics every month. HOW CAN HE DO IT ALL IN A MONTH?"

hahaha yeah because hes tanananananananana batman!

Nighthunter says:

"Why don't you ask Wolverine the same thing? lol"

haha and everyone else in that matter

Why don't you ask Wolverine the same thing? lol

aloe vera says:

"Nighthunter says:

"Why don't you ask Wolverine the same thing? lol"

haha and everyone else in that matter"

is diferent with wolverine, he is everywhere, but there may be a reason for that...