How does he find the time?

#1 Posted by Golem (760 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman is in JLA, Outsiders, Batman, and Detective Comics every month. HOW CAN HE DO IT ALL IN A MONTH?

#2 Posted by Vrakmul (23846 posts) - - Show Bio

He has the support of the flying spaghetti monster.

#3 Posted by Gottheit (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

He's the Goddamn Batman. He has his trusty Bat-Calender, and just makes the most of his time. The fact that he doesn't shower, have sex or sleep helps a lot, too.

#4 Posted by Golem (760 posts) - - Show Bio

Gottheit says:

"He's the Goddamn Batman. He has his trusty Bat-Calender, and just makes the most of his time. The fact that he doesn't shower, have sex or sleep helps a lot, too."

LOL but how, really? 4 story arcs running at a time... it hurts my head.

#5 Posted by Vrakmul (23846 posts) - - Show Bio

Golem says:

"Gottheit says:
"He's the Goddamn Batman. He has his trusty Bat-Calender, and just makes the most of his time. The fact that he doesn't shower, have sex or sleep helps a lot, too."

LOL but how, really? 4 story arcs running at a time... it hurts my head."

Not when his Noodly Majesty assists you

#6 Posted by Gottheit (3473 posts) - - Show Bio

Yes. With the power of Sgetti, Bruce doesn't have as many urine and fecal stains on his spandex(actually explains the underwear over the pants) when he just sits in the bat cave day after day crying and using the Bat-Puter to play Disturbed and Fall Out Boy, and the Meatball Force insures that when he strangles whores because he told them to pretend they were men and call themselves Joe Chill, the police never find the shallow graves, or the mutilated remains in Gotham Harbor. Go Batman the superhero!

#7 Posted by Siythe (9 posts) - - Show Bio

When Batman and Wolverine get tired of Suerheroing they will go into partnership as the universes best time management specialists.

Well know fact.

#8 Posted by Knightwing (333 posts) - - Show Bio

Dude, it's a comic book character, and Detective,Gotham knights, outsiders, Jla, takes place within a month or so. SO he's got all the time. That's how I think of it anyway.

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#11 Posted by Nightelf (52 posts) - - Show Bio

Gottheit says:

"He's the Goddamn Batman. He has his trusty Bat-Calender, and just makes the most of his time. The fact that he doesn't shower, have sex or sleep helps a lot, too."

loooooool! that's true!!!

#12 Posted by aloe vera (283 posts) - - Show Bio

Golem says:

"Batman is in JLA, Outsiders, Batman, and Detective Comics every month. HOW CAN HE DO IT ALL IN A MONTH?"

hahaha yeah because hes tanananananananana batman!

#13 Posted by aloe vera (283 posts) - - Show Bio

Nighthunter says:

"Why don't you ask Wolverine the same thing? lol"

haha and everyone else in that matter

#14 Posted by Nighthunter (28582 posts) - - Show Bio

Why don't you ask Wolverine the same thing? lol

#15 Posted by Nighthunter (28582 posts) - - Show Bio

aloe vera says:

"Nighthunter says:
"Why don't you ask Wolverine the same thing? lol"

haha and everyone else in that matter"

is diferent with wolverine, he is everywhere, but there may be a reason for that...

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