I want my money back for All-Star Batman #5. I was giving Miller a chance to redeem himself (since I've never liked his stuff, and I know that makes me in a huge minority), but he frickin' ruined everything.
Watching his complete mischaracterization of Wonder Woman, the twisted relationship of hers with Clark, making Hal into a pansy, making Plastic Man not funny, turning Batman into a sadistic but loony version of Midnighter, AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
I kept thinking, "Any second now, this is going to turn out to be some twisted, alternate reality, and everything will work the way it should."
I may actually rip a comic in half, something which I've never done before. I'll voluntarily read The Authority, every issue ever from beginning to end before I pick another one of these.
And please, don't anybody say that I should be more open and accepting of re-envisioning old, iconic characters. They're iconic for certain reasons. You can't just strip away the essence of who they are, stick them in the same costume, and say they're the same person. Bollocks!
At least the art was beautiful. I love me some Jim Lee artwork.