Crazy Comic Book Caption: Batman, Robin and Joker

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Posted by G-Man (30654 posts) - - Show Bio

There's two things we've noticed on the internet. People are either angry about something or they think they're pretty dang funny. Because we want to focus on the funny, let's have some fun and see just how funny you all can be.

This is something we've done long ago. We may do this more frequently, perhaps even weekly, in order to lighten up the mood everywhere. Your challenge is, try to make everyone laugh. Or maybe not even just laugh, let's see you impress us with your creativity. This isn't a contest. It's for fun.

Now this might be a little more challenging since there's three captions. Let's see what you've got in you. If you all enjoy this, we may do them more often. Perhaps even add the occasional contest winnings to some.

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#1 Posted by crevicekid (12 posts) - - Show Bio

It's difficult to think of a scenario that doesn't involve Batman agreeing to let the Joker 'have his way' with Robin. Maybe that's just how my mind works.

#2 Posted by chaddum96 (25 posts) - - Show Bio

Reck neck guy: Dick, I'm your father

Joker: And I'm your mother!

Batman: Holy plot twist, Robin!

#3 Edited by ZZoMBiE13 (675 posts) - - Show Bio

Sheriff: This clown says he was hired to work your kids birthday party!

Joker: It's true, it's true!

Batman: But Robin, I thought we were renting you that petting zoo!

Meh, best I have right now. I'll work on it.

#4 Edited by Saren (25313 posts) - - Show Bio

Not very good, but here you go:

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#5 Posted by mewmdude77 (993 posts) - - Show Bio

Sheriff: Batman, looks like the masked criminal was the Joker!
Joker: I would have gotten away with it to, if it hadn't been for the Caped Crusader!
Batman: don't forget my fledging sidekick Robin!

Alternatively:
Sheriff: Tell me a joke, Joker!
Joker: Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Batman's parents.
Batman: MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!

#6 Posted by CrisIsAwesomer (1 posts) - - Show Bio

Sheriff: We found the clown here with a very strange painting.

Joker: He told me to paint him like one of my French girls!

Batman: HOLY SINKING TITANIC, ROBIN!!!

#7 Posted by k4tzm4n (36433 posts) - - Show Bio
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#8 Posted by ALFMutant (146 posts) - - Show Bio

#9 Posted by Saren (25313 posts) - - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n: Just for that, you will receive a free copy of my inevitable Batman Omnibus once DC collects my run......because that's going to happen......

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#10 Posted by DoomDoomDoom (4212 posts) - - Show Bio

@citizenbane: That was actually pretty funny.

My turn! Didn't put much thought into it but maybe I'll give it another shot later.

#11 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (19930 posts) - - Show Bio

Not very good, but here you go:

We have a winner.

#12 Posted by HeckTate (1100 posts) - - Show Bio

Sheriff: So what do you say, Robin? We only need one more person for our Village People cover group.

Joker: You'll even get your very own motorcycle . . . outfit. It's really just scraps of oddly cut leather with some chains attached.

Batman: This can't be happening! I was supposed to be the biker!

#13 Edited by Wilbertus (306 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm sorry. It's the first place my mind went.

#14 Edited by Miss_Garrick (1757 posts) - - Show Bio

Cowboy actor: "Meet the new star of the Gene Autry show!"

Joker: "Howdy! Would you like my autograph? Later we could go see my pal, Champion, the 'World's Wonder Horse'."

Batman: "ROBIN! We must stop the madness before every child of the 50's is irrevocably scarred for life!"

#15 Posted by QQKachoo (1 posts) - - Show Bio

SHERIFF: I'm sorry, Batman, it's impossible to arrest the Joker now that he's developed deadly telekinetic powers.

JOKER: Check it out, I merely raise my hand and Batman's head spins around and is ripped from his spine like a stem from an apple!

BATMAN: WWAAUUUURRGGGHHH

#17 Posted by vandinejd_1991 (258 posts) - - Show Bio

Sheriff: We brought you here Batman because the Joker has a secret to tell you.

Joker: Robin and I are gay lovers.

Batman: NOOOOOOOO

#18 Posted by Michael_Moran (86 posts) - - Show Bio

Cowboy: uhhh I say we beat him with a branding iron.

Joker: nahhh. I prefer a crowbar, more modern american. What do ya say bats? Can I?

Batman: ummmm...dick go get.a homeless kid.

#19 Posted by GothamRed (2562 posts) - - Show Bio

Sheriff: Batman we're here because we all love you

Joker: This is an intervention, You're rampant blueness has hurt us all in one way or another. Robin has organized us together tonight as the person your blueness has hurt the most

Batman: What?!? I don't have a problem!!! I can stop anytime I want! Robin You've betrayed me!!!

#20 Edited by lifeboy (1675 posts) - - Show Bio

Cowboy- 'memememe mememememe'

Joker- 'memememem mememememem mememe'

Batman- *FART*

#21 Edited by Saren (25313 posts) - - Show Bio
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#22 Edited by Rixec (352 posts) - - Show Bio

Sheriff: I'm sorry Batman, but all the villains have gone on strike until the Pre-New 52 universe is restored.

Joker: It's true, Bats. Nothing makes sense here anymore and we want things to go back to normal - and this is coming from ME!

Batman: But without the New 52 we'll lose sales and all people will have are stories they actually care about - Robin! Don't even think of calling Superboy to punch the universe! Took a damn lot of work to erase that.

#23 Posted by evilvegeta74 (4521 posts) - - Show Bio

I got nothing!

#24 Posted by IanPrime (27 posts) - - Show Bio

Redneck guy: Tell him Joker.

Joker: HAHAHAHAHA SNAPE KILLS DUMBELDORE HAHAHAHAHAHA

Batman: U SRS?

#25 Edited by MadeinBangladesh (6109 posts) - - Show Bio

Sheriff: We brought you here Batman because the Joker has a secret to tell you.

Joker: Robin and I are gay lovers.

Batman: NOOOOOOOO

LOL

#26 Posted by CaptainHoopla (892 posts) - - Show Bio

Sheriff: "I'm letting the clown go Batman. He says I can make me some real money in his carnival."

Joker: "Hahaha! No doubt about it. I haven't seen nose hair that long since the Boy Wonder's Mom performed with the Yak Lady!"

Batman: "Did he really just go there? Did you really just go there? Wait, is that true Robin?...You're Mom knew the Yak Lady?"

#27 Edited by Admiral_IronBeast (150 posts) - - Show Bio

@hecktate said:

Sheriff: So what do you say, Robin? We only need one more person for our Village People cover group.

Joker: You'll even get your very own motorcycle . . . outfit. It's really just scraps of oddly cut leather with some chains attached.

Batman: This can't be happening! I was supposed to be the biker!

winner... and if you don't think this is hilarious look up village people

#28 Edited by .Longshot. (5264 posts) - - Show Bio

Cowboy: So, wait, he put it where?

Joker: You heard me. And so, the talent agent says, "That's quite an act. What do you call it?" and he answers, "The Aristocr--"

Batman: Robin! Go back to the Muppets! NOW!

#29 Posted by Darkmount1 (1269 posts) - - Show Bio

Sheriff: Sorry to break this to you, but you're actually on the set of a TV show.

Joker: Yes, and I'm one of the actors.

Batman: Robin--since WHEN do we have a TV show?

#31 Edited by Dabee (2380 posts) - - Show Bio

That was fun, please make more! :D

#32 Posted by Renchamp (2288 posts) - - Show Bio

Know this: I am a man and farts are always funny. Especially when the sheriff's face looks as if he is getting away with one.

#33 Posted by TheManInTheShoe (3876 posts) - - Show Bio

Sheriff: So, I found this little fella out on the street. He kept saying "I want batsy, I want batsy" all over again. Is he yours by any chance?

Joker: Hello, pops. Are you ready to take me home?

Batman: What, um... Robin I can explain. You see, when a daddy bat and a mommy clown loves each other very much...

#34 Posted by bamfamf (22 posts) - - Show Bio

#35 Posted by Krazy_Carmine (92 posts) - - Show Bio
#36 Posted by tikhunt (676 posts) - - Show Bio

Sherrif: Oh no Batman that tricky Joker has made you grow another head.

Joker: HAHAHAHA! and now for the punchline. Batman what do your elf eyes see.

Batman: 0.0 Everything

#37 Posted by bennyq (405 posts) - - Show Bio

Sheriff: Thank you Robin! Now we've caught the two worst criminals in Gotham!

Joker: Two?

Batman: Hahah! That's right! I, Two Face, have become the new Dark Knight!

#38 Edited by ARMIV2 (8289 posts) - - Show Bio

Sheriff: Now I'll be sergeant Hokey who just came in from a bad day at work, you'll be the surprise birthday clown who got the wrong address, and he'll be playing however he want to play himself.

Joker: Wait, Batman, what is this? I don't even kno-

Batman: Shut up, Joker. And tonight I'm not Batman. Tonight I'm Captain Midnight sti-HOLEY GEEZE, ROBIN! WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?!

#39 Posted by redhood21 (774 posts) - - Show Bio

Sheriff: What does Marcellus Wallace look like!?

Joker: What?

Batman: SAY WHAT AGA.... oh god robin...seriously?! Put it away before I cut it off.

#40 Posted by Tigerstriper (455 posts) - - Show Bio

#42 Posted by HeckTate (1100 posts) - - Show Bio

@dabee: haha, the way DICK is emphasized I read it to mean "you get full custody of jack sh!t" at first. Juries always side with the clown in divorce proceedings.

#44 Posted by tec79 (158 posts) - - Show Bio

Sheriff-Joker you cant stay in an abusive relationship!

Joker-I stay for the kid.

Batman-Robin I told you to wait in the bat-mobile with the bondage chic with the cat fetish! Uncle Joker and I are talking to the sheriff.

#45 Edited by AlwaysBeClothing (146 posts) - - Show Bio
#46 Posted by Dabee (2380 posts) - - Show Bio

@hecktate said:

@dabee: haha, the way DICK is emphasized I read it to mean "you get full custody of jack sh!t" at first. Juries always side with the clown in divorce proceedings.

Haha, I can't believe I didn't notice that. Thanks for pointing that out, I lol'd.

#47 Posted by Renchamp (2288 posts) - - Show Bio
#48 Posted by RustyRoy (11089 posts) - - Show Bio
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#49 Posted by david_maurer (35 posts) - - Show Bio

#50 Posted by PaperDemon (601 posts) - - Show Bio

Next! :D

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