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Bruce Wayne witnessed the murder of his billionaire parents as a child, swearing to avenge them. He trained extensively to achieve both mental and physical perfection, mastering detective skills, martial arts, and criminal psychology. Costumed as a bat to prey on criminals' fear and utilizing a high-tech arsenal in his crusade to rid Gotham City of crime, the legendary Batman was born.

Chocolate

#1 Posted by MidKnight (131 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Good for a laugh.

#2 Posted by Gambler (80655 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

That is funny. click save

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#3 Posted by Nighthunter (28542 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

lol I saw that just a few days ago

#4 Posted by Ms. Invisible (3292 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

You know, I always did like vanilla ice cream.

#5 Posted by zero edge (3690 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

lol me too

#6 Posted by MidKnight (131 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Nighthunter says:

"lol I saw that just a few days ago"

Yeah, I've had that sitting in my pictures folder for a while.

#7 Posted by Ippy (179 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Oh, chocolate. ♥

#8 Posted by Knightwing (333 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Nice.

"Now kids remember, never drink ice cream at night when there is a crazed vigilante behind you."
Post Edited:2008-03-15 09:26:52

#9 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Knightwing says:

"Nice."Now kids remember, never drink ice cream at night when there is a crazed, loony vigilante behind you." "

Rofl.

#10 Posted by Knightwing (333 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

What does Rofl mean?

#11 Posted by Vrakmul (23296 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Knightwing says:

"What does Rofl mean?"

Rolling on floor laughing.

#12 Posted by warlock360 (24794 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio
#13 Posted by Knightwing (333 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Warlock360 says:

"Knightwing says:
"What does Rofl mean?"

" />http://www.comicvine.com/message/forum-slang/458225/&c=91&91"

Thanks Warlock.

#14 Posted by MidKnight (131 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Knightwing says:

"Nice."Now kids remember, never drink ice cream at night when there is a crazed vigilante behind you."
Post Edited:2008-03-15 09:26:52"

How the hell do you drink ice cream? Don't say milkshake because not only is it not ice cream but it brings all the boys to the yard...

#15 Posted by Shaper (5168 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

MidKnight says:

"Knightwing says:
"Nice. "Now kids remember, never drink ice cream at night when there is a crazed vigilante behind you."
Post Edited:2008-03-15 09:26:52"
How the hell do you drink ice cream? Don't say milkshake because not only is it not ice cream but it brings all the boys to the yard... "

LMAO! I almost forgot about that song too.

#16 Posted by MidKnight (131 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Shaper says:

"MidKnight says:
"Knightwing says:
"Nice. "Now kids remember, never drink ice cream at night when there is a crazed vigilante behind you."
Post Edited:2008-03-15 09:26:52"
How the hell do you drink ice cream? Don't say milkshake because not only is it not ice cream but it brings all the boys to the yard... "

LMAO! I almost forgot about that song too."

well i figured there could only be two possible reactions to saying that:

  1. Everybody laughs

  2. everyone tells me how tired they are of hearing it and wish for me to die.


Post Edited:2008-03-16 19:16:58
Post Edited:2008-03-16 19:17:15

#17 Posted by Zenma (4965 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

think next time you want to eat chocolate

#18 Posted by Knightwing (333 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

MidKnight says:

"Knightwing says:
"Nice."Now kids remember, never drink ice cream at night when there is a crazed vigilante behind you."
Post Edited:2008-03-15 09:26:52"

How the hell do you drink ice cream? Don't say milkshake because not only is it not ice cream but it brings all the boys to the yard...

"

Is this about the whole I revealed the secret of the new costume to everyone? Anyway, you go to an ice cream shop and the guy at the counter gives you ice cream, you don't just bite the damn thing and chew and swallow it. You lick it, that's why I say you drink ice cream not 'eat' ice cream. Anyway, eating ice cream would be just weird.

#19 Posted by natalie (6 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

I love chocolate!

#20 Posted by Silenttiger43 (182 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

That has to be one of the BEST pictures of Batman kicking butt ever LOL, I love it.

#21 Posted by Superkitty (1057 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

How can someone (who's not allergic) hate chocolate?!? That's like hating pizza and kittens! He really is the Dark Knight!

#22 Posted by MidKnight (131 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

Superkitty says:

"How can someone (who's not allergic) hate chocolate?!? That's like hating pizza and kittens! He really is the Dark Knight!"

I am so disturbed right now...

#23 Posted by Knightwing (333 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

MidKnight says:

"Superkitty says:
"How can someone (who's not allergic) hate chocolate?!? That's like hating pizza and kittens! He really is the Dark Knight!"

I am so disturbed right now... "

Wit did he/she (Superkitty) just tortured a cat to make a joke?

#24 Posted by Silenttiger43 (182 posts) - 5 years, 2 months ago - Show Bio

wow, just... wow XD I love it

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