Bruce Wayne (choice Batman or the lady)

Batman

Bruce Wayne witnessed the murder of his billionaire parents as a child, swearing to avenge them. He trained extensively to achieve both mental and physical perfection, mastering detective skills, martial arts, and criminal psychology. Costumed as a bat to prey on criminals' fear and utilizing a high-tech arsenal in his crusade to rid Gotham City of crime, the legendary Batman was born.

Bruce Wayne (choice Batman or the lady)

#1 Posted by xBIGjakeX360 (9 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

O.k I know Bruce is a great lady killer but what i want to know is that if he has a lady over and they start to get hot and heavy and its right in the middle and the bat signal goes off what does he do? Does he say he has to go or does he stay?

#2 Posted by nightwing91 (3911 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

@xBIGjakeX360: He runs off Gotham comes first,

#3 Posted by xBIGjakeX360 (9 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

@nightwing91: But that would almost give away who he is i think he would turn on the tv to see how bad it is then pick.

#4 Posted by nightwing91 (3911 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

@xBIGjakeX360: Not really, he's a master at coming up with excuses you know running a multi-billion dollar company generates a plethora of excuses. And he also has Alfred there to fake a phone call if he were to see the signal.

#5 Edited by Daveyo520 (2446 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

He finishes early. Hey, it happens to everyone okay.

@nightwing91 said:

@xBIGjakeX360: He runs off Gotham comes first,

Oh yeah it does ;)

#6 Posted by xBIGjakeX360 (9 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

true true but i still say check to see how bad it is if its like a bank robbery then let the cops deal with it but if its the joker or someone big and bad then go but if not stay.

#7 Posted by Daveyo520 (2446 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

@xBIGjakeX360: They don't shine the light for just anything. They usually can't handle it on their own.

#8 Posted by xBIGjakeX360 (9 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

true

#9 Posted by BlackArmor (5895 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

@Daveyo520 said:

He finishes early. Hey, it happens to everyone okay.

Not the Godd*mn Batman

#10 Posted by nightwing91 (3911 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

@xBIGjakeX360 said:

true true but i still say check to see how bad it is if its like a bank robbery then let the cops deal with it but if its the joker or someone big and bad then go but if not stay.

And if a cop were killed? How would he react, business before pleasure every time.

#11 Posted by Daveyo520 (2446 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

@BlackArmor: I guess he makes her finish early then.

#12 Posted by BlackArmor (5895 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

@Daveyo520 said:

@BlackArmor: I guess he makes her finish early then.

There are 3 people in the world who do what you just said....and indeed one of them is Batman

#13 Posted by Steps (657 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

If Kratos can give around 8 women orgasms in less than 15 seconds in Chains of Olympus I don't see how The Batman can't do it for one woman.

#14 Posted by Daveyo520 (2446 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

@BlackArmor: I am glad you heard of my amazing talents. Who is the 3rd one?

#15 Posted by BlackArmor (5895 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

@Daveyo520: Chuck Norris

#16 Posted by Joelislegend (212 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

he clips her in the leg with a sedative and jumps out the window

#17 Posted by jrock85 (2870 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

The mission comes first.

#18 Posted by ComicStooge (5300 posts) - 1 year, 4 months ago - Show Bio

Alfred fills in for him with the woman, and Bruce goes off to defend Gotham.

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