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    Character » Batman appears in 23649 issues.

    Bruce Wayne, who witnessed the murder of his billionaire parents as a child, swore to avenge their deaths. He trained extensively to achieve mental and physical perfection, mastering martial arts, detective skills, and criminal psychology. Costumed as a bat to prey on the fears of criminals, and utilizing a high-tech arsenal, he became the legendary Batman.

    Bruce Wayne (choice Batman or the lady)

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    #1  Edited By xBIGjakeX360

    O.k I know Bruce is a great lady killer but what i want to know is that if he has a lady over and they start to get hot and heavy and its right in the middle and the bat signal goes off what does he do? Does he say he has to go or does he stay?

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    #2  Edited By nightwing91

    @xBIGjakeX360: He runs off Gotham comes first,

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    #3  Edited By xBIGjakeX360

    @nightwing91: But that would almost give away who he is i think he would turn on the tv to see how bad it is then pick.

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    #4  Edited By nightwing91

    @xBIGjakeX360: Not really, he's a master at coming up with excuses you know running a multi-billion dollar company generates a plethora of excuses. And he also has Alfred there to fake a phone call if he were to see the signal.

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    #5  Edited By Daveyo520

    He finishes early. Hey, it happens to everyone okay.

    @nightwing91 said:

    @xBIGjakeX360: He runs off Gotham comes first,

    Oh yeah it does ;)

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    #6  Edited By xBIGjakeX360

    true true but i still say check to see how bad it is if its like a bank robbery then let the cops deal with it but if its the joker or someone big and bad then go but if not stay.

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    #7  Edited By Daveyo520

    @xBIGjakeX360: They don't shine the light for just anything. They usually can't handle it on their own.

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    #8  Edited By xBIGjakeX360

    true

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    #9  Edited By BatteredArmor

    @Daveyo520 said:

    He finishes early. Hey, it happens to everyone okay.

    Not the Godd*mn Batman

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    #10  Edited By nightwing91

    @xBIGjakeX360 said:

    true true but i still say check to see how bad it is if its like a bank robbery then let the cops deal with it but if its the joker or someone big and bad then go but if not stay.

    And if a cop were killed? How would he react, business before pleasure every time.

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    #11  Edited By Daveyo520

    @BlackArmor: I guess he makes her finish early then.

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    #12  Edited By BatteredArmor

    @Daveyo520 said:

    @BlackArmor: I guess he makes her finish early then.

    There are 3 people in the world who do what you just said....and indeed one of them is Batman

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    #13  Edited By Steps

    If Kratos can give around 8 women orgasms in less than 15 seconds in Chains of Olympus I don't see how The Batman can't do it for one woman.

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    #14  Edited By Daveyo520

    @BlackArmor: I am glad you heard of my amazing talents. Who is the 3rd one?

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    #15  Edited By BatteredArmor

    @Daveyo520: Chuck Norris

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    #16  Edited By Joelislegend

    he clips her in the leg with a sedative and jumps out the window

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    #17  Edited By jrock85

    The mission comes first.

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    #18  Edited By ComicStooge

    Alfred fills in for him with the woman, and Bruce goes off to defend Gotham.

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