Bruce Wayne, who witnessed the murder of his billionaire parents as a child, swore to avenge their deaths. He trained extensively to achieve mental and physical perfection, mastering martial arts, detective skills, and criminal psychology. Costumed as a bat to prey on the fears of criminals, and utilizing a high-tech arsenal, he became the legendary Batman.
That time he sucker punched some working girls in Batman: Year One kicked so much ass you'll probably go blind from just reading it. He didn't even need the cowl, just boosh, super citizen hooker beat-down.
One of those girls was like 12, think Bruce Wayne took it easy on her? F#ck no. She got her sh#t wrecked like everyone else. Call-girls of all ages better back the f#ck up before they try to step to Batman when Frank Millers writing. Because sh#t will get real, fast.
Edit: My apologies if you actually did go blind. But then again, if you did it probably won't matter what I write here anyway right? Bananas.
Read Grant Morrison's take on Batman in most issues Bruce has the best lines and is smarter and tougher than he usually is, he has all the badassness of Frank Miller's Batman but none of the mental problems.
" Read Grant Morrison's take on Batman in most issues Bruce has the best lines and is smarter and tougher than he usually is, he has all the badassness of Frank Miller's Batman but none of the mental problems. "
I find mental problems endearing. Which might explain my ex-girlfriends now that I think about it.
" That time he sucker punched some working girls in Batman: Year One kicked so much ass you'll probably go blind from just reading it. He didn't even need the cowl, just boosh, super citizen hooker beat-down.
One of those girls was like 12, think Bruce Wayne took it easy on her? F#ck no. She got her sh#t wrecked like everyone else. Call-girls of all ages better back the f#ck up before they try to step to Batman when Frank Millers writing. Because sh#t will get real, fast. Edit: My apologies if you actually did go blind. But then again, if you did it probably won't matter what I write here anyway right? Bananas. "
This makes me think Miller only did a good Batman for TDKR. He seems compelled to make Batman a psycho.
and when he dies. He should have actually died during Final Crisis. Hes a good character but he is only human. as for when Bane breaks his back it shows determination and perseverence.
Learning 127 styles and getting a good education. One of my favourites are also when he broke a bazooka proof glass, breaking bricks with a finger thrust, dodging bullets, disappearing in front of people and maybe more.
For real. Taking down Superman in Dark Knight Returns is unforgettable. First time I read it, I thought, "He doesn't have a chance!" And when he landed a punch that hurt, it was a distinctly perverse sense of pleasure.
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