Batman syndrome when...

#1 Posted by Ralph (101 posts) - - Show Bio

When are you obsessed with the Bat? When...

-You beg your parents for a bat pet for your birthday

-You are a guy, and you call your grlfriend 'Catwoman'

... tell me some more...

Pleeze!

:)))

#2 Posted by Vance Astro (91196 posts) - - Show Bio

Ralph says:

"When are you obsessed with the Bat? When...-You beg your parents for a bat pet for your birthday-You are a guy, and you call your grlfriend 'Catwoman'... tell me some more...Pleeze!:)))"

huh?

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#3 Posted by theCeruleanGestalt (1148 posts) - - Show Bio
  • When "Poison Ivy" is the first word you think of whenever you see a plant, doesn't matter what kind... XD

  • When your girlfriend is crippled and you wish for her to become a master in computer hacking... XD

/CG

#4 Posted by theCeruleanGestalt (1148 posts) - - Show Bio

Vance Astro says:

"Ralph says:
"When are you obsessed with the Bat? When...-You beg your parents for a bat pet for your birthday-You are a guy, and you call your grlfriend 'Catwoman'... tell me some more...Pleeze!:)))"

huh?"

You're supposed to list symptoms that show you're obsessed with Batman :D

/CG

#5 Posted by Vance Astro (91196 posts) - - Show Bio

TheCleverGuy says:

"Vance Astro says:
"Ralph says:
"When are you obsessed with the Bat? When...-You beg your parents for a bat pet for your birthday-You are a guy, and you call your grlfriend 'Catwoman'... tell me some more...Pleeze!:)))"

huh?"

You're supposed to list symptoms that show you're obsessed with Batman :D

/CG"

ooooooh.

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#6 Posted by Static Shock (47329 posts) - - Show Bio

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#7 Posted by Neocrous (395 posts) - - Show Bio

When you adopted a dozen kids and get one killed and get a really moody attitude and do one of those stupid fan based movies and post it on youtube so everyone can see how foolish you look in tights and need to lose a few pounds and stop calling your basement you own Bat cave and jerk off to Batman comics

#8 Posted by No_Name_ (17403 posts) - - Show Bio

Neocrous says:

"When you adopted a dozen kids and get one killed and get a really moody attitude and do one of those stupid fan based movies and post it on youtube so everyone can see how foolish you look in tights and need to lose a few pounds and stop calling your basement you own Bat cave and jerk off to Batman comics"

LMAO TMI with the last one

-When you name your kid Bat-Mite

#9 Posted by Neocrous (395 posts) - - Show Bio

BatgirlBabs says:

"Neocrous says:
"When you adopted a dozen kids and get one killed and get a really moody attitude and do one of those stupid fan based movies and post it on youtube so everyone can see how foolish you look in tights and need to lose a few pounds and stop calling your basement you own Bat cave and jerk off to Batman comics"

LMAO TMI with the last one

-When you name your kid Bat-Mite

"

But I bet you anybody with Batman syndrome does it

#10 Posted by BatmanBeyond (202 posts) - - Show Bio

When you can't sleep because you feel you aren't out in the streets of NYC helping someone who is in dire need, and you buy everything you can to stop regular criminals and spend over $4,000 to fully equip a tactical belt to help you fight crime, not including the nomex/kevlar gear, gloves and boots...etc. I'm very serious.

#11 Posted by Vance Astro (91196 posts) - - Show Bio

Static Shock says:

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#12 Posted by iSHADOW (2269 posts) - - Show Bio

when you try to get your parents to go to the more seedy parts of town with you and pay someone to shoot them... then realize your dads a contractor and your moms a houswife and your now a ward of the state instead of the heir to a fortune.

#13 Posted by Kain Echnida (1750 posts) - - Show Bio

When you think you can defeat anybody with Preptime and prance around with pointy ears.

#14 Posted by No_Name_ (17403 posts) - - Show Bio

iSHADOW says:

"when you try to get your parents to go to the more seedy parts of town with you and pay someone to shoot them... then realize your dads a contractor and your moms a houswife and your now a ward of the state instead of the heir to a fortune. "

LMAO.

#15 Posted by KnightlyVengence (302 posts) - - Show Bio

When you curse in class, the teacher says "don't swear!" and you reply, "Swear to me!!!"

#16 Posted by P.I.R.A.T.E. (171 posts) - - Show Bio

TheCleverGuy says:

"* When "Poison Ivy" is the first word you think of whenever you see a plant, doesn't matter what kind... XD* When your girlfriend is crippled and you wish for her to become a master in computer hacking... XD/CG"

LOL

#17 Posted by BatmanBeyond (202 posts) - - Show Bio

KnightlyVengence says:

"When you curse in class, the teacher says "don't swear!" and you reply, "Swear to me!!!""

I almost peed myself!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#18 Posted by No_Name_ (17403 posts) - - Show Bio

KnightlyVengence says:

"When you curse in class, the teacher says "don't swear!" and you reply, "Swear to me!!!""

ROFL! PRICELESS!

#19 Posted by Oluf_Von_Host_Museum (84678 posts) - - Show Bio

When everytime you leave the theater you prey some crackhead smokes your parents, thus sending you on the path of the Dark Knight.

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#20 Posted by Methos (40103 posts) - - Show Bio

Ralph says:

"You are a guy, and you call your grlfriend 'Catwoman'"

hides the Catwoman outfit and whip he bought CO

huh?

me? nothing...

runs out of the thread

M

#21 Posted by No_Name_ (17403 posts) - - Show Bio

Methos says:

"Ralph says:
"You are a guy, and you call your grlfriend 'Catwoman'"

hides the Catwoman outfit and whip he bought CO

huh?

me? nothing...

runs out of the thread

M"

LMAO. Nice one.

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