Batman sucks because.....

This topic is locked from further discussion.

#1 Posted by thevoiceoflogic (11 posts) - - Show Bio

I respect all you Batman fans out there but I have to say, you are ALL blindsided. Batman sucks because:

1. He can't get hurt. Even when he gets stabbed, electrocuted, black broken or shot, he never seems to get hurt.

2. He puts an innocent child in danger. Robin is a minor and is fighting people that could kill him. I don't care how great he is, eventually he would get hurt.

3. A likely pedophile...

4.He doesn't have powers but can go up against someone like Darkside? Come on people! He's a human! No matter how many gadgets you got, blows that hard are too much.

5. As Bruce Wayne, he could do a lot more good by investing in his precious Gotham than being up some criminals that will escape again.

6. There are tons of billionaire superheroes already. Blue beetle, Arrow, etc.

7. He's a loner weirdo.

8. He is super paranoid.

I could probably come up with more, but that's just off the top of my head. BTW, this is not a troll

#2 Posted by Farkam (5790 posts) - - Show Bio

tldr

#3 Posted by Erik (32504 posts) - - Show Bio

Flame bait.

#4 Posted by JetiiMitra (9312 posts) - - Show Bio

I agree. Man, Batman sucks.

#5 Edited by BaneStrokeLoboGrundyBatArrow (1460 posts) - - Show Bio

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL thats like the traits of every superhero lolololoololol

#6 Edited by Wolverine08 (48114 posts) - - Show Bio

I approve of these reasons.

Online
#7 Posted by MasterDetective (1141 posts) - - Show Bio

1) that's not true

2) so what, he knows what he's doing

3) pretty sure that's unlikely

4) u jealous

5) he does that already

6) what's your point?

7) he's not a loner, he has plenty of friends (The Bat family, The Outsiders, the Justice League...)

8) Martian Manhunter said that it's "a wise policy"

#8 Posted by kgb725 (9303 posts) - - Show Bio

Batman invests into Gotham with his company but honestly without a batman the city would be twice as bad

#9 Edited by Jayc1324 (17229 posts) - - Show Bio

I actually like doing stuff like this

1. He got his back broken and was out for a year

2. He doesn't make them become robin

3. Why would he do that when he can sleep with Talia and Catwoman

4. So. He's smart.

5.He does do that as Bruce Wayne. Quite often actually

6. He was the first

7. Not really. He has entire groups of superheros to talk to, and his own Batman Family, and Alfred. He even has a global organization of superheroes to talk to all over the world in Batman Inc.

8. So.

This is also a duplicate thread. There's like ten of these already.

#10 Edited by Cloakx14 (5804 posts) - - Show Bio

yeah, whatever i'm batman.

#11 Posted by HighlyEvolved (349 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, Batman sucks!

Seriously though, you were not very convincing at all.

Take the dark and dangerous path to become a master troll, and then come back. You shall receive the satisfaction you crave in your seemingly pointless life.

#12 Posted by blackhawk000111 (980 posts) - - Show Bio

Another hate thread 'sigh'

#13 Posted by MasterDetective (1141 posts) - - Show Bio

OP is an amateur. You can't compete with me in the trolling game.

#14 Posted by PunyParker (14677 posts) - - Show Bio

I respect all you Batman fans out there but I have to say, you are ALL blindsided. Batman sucks because:

1. He can't get hurt. Even when he gets stabbed, electrocuted, black broken or shot, he never seems to get hurt.

2. He puts an innocent child in danger. Robin is a minor and is fighting people that could kill him. I don't care how great he is, eventually he would get hurt.

3. A likely pedophile...

4.He doesn't have powers but can go up against someone like Darkside? Come on people! He's a human! No matter how many gadgets you got, blows that hard are too much.

5. As Bruce Wayne, he could do a lot more good by investing in his precious Gotham than being up some criminals that will escape again.

6. There are tons of billionaire superheroes already. Blue beetle, Arrow, etc.

7. He's a loner weirdo.

8. He is super paranoid.

I could probably come up with more, but that's just off the top of my head. BTW, this is not a troll

  1. That's a flat out lie.
  2. It's his choice.
  3. F8ck you.
  4. He's the perfect human,physically and mentally.
  5. Not a single character is perfect.That's what makes him a good one.
  6. He's the first one......
  7. Okay......
  8. WOW,okay.......

If you want to hate somebody,you can easily hate on him.......don't make a thread in HIS forum,though.....

Online
#15 Edited by DwightSpitz (577 posts) - - Show Bio

Yeah, Batman never gets hurt, not at all.

#16 Posted by dagmar_merrill (12399 posts) - - Show Bio

3 is just silly and the rest don't really matter to me. Try again, please.

#17 Posted by Thorverine (453 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll disagree. By far, my favorite book.

#18 Edited by FearTheLiving (5229 posts) - - Show Bio
Shots fired!

#19 Posted by Saren (26787 posts) - - Show Bio

Work on your bait.

Moderator

This edit will also create new pages on Comic Vine for:

Beware, you are proposing to add brand new pages to the wiki along with your edits. Make sure this is what you intended. This will likely increase the time it takes for your changes to go live.

Comment and Save

Until you earn 1000 points all your submissions need to be vetted by other Comic Vine users. This process takes no more than a few hours and we'll send you an email once approved.