The Joker's Biggest Boner
By The Angry Comic Book Critic
Now before you say anything I'm NOT talking about the Clown Prince of Crime's LONG ROD VON HUGEN DONG or even his ONE EYED MONSTER no not that not ever his PECKER I'm talking about the Joker's BONER.....I'm going to milk this 52 page DICK joker for all it's worth. Now Linkara refused to review this on AT4W because honestly it's not all that bad of a comic and as we all know in the time period that this was made Boner = Fuck Up and just to make this perfectly clear at the time this was created BONER = FUCK UP not an erect penis....you know what after I'm finished with this review I'm going to put a count at the bottom of just how many dick jokes or just anything dick related for that matter that I can cram into this review with a long hard shaft okay now where up to 12 dick related things and I'm not even finished with the 1st paragraph....this is going to be fun something tells me.
Well are story begins with the Joker going to rob an electric company but Batman and Robin show up to stop him but he manages to escape...unfortunately like an idiot he forgot the money and the next day all the papers in Gotham talk about the Joker's huge throbbing Boner....Hey I said I would milk this 52 page Dick joke for all it's worth and by god I will hell I might as well just say for the remainder of this review Dick Joke, Dick Joke, Dick Joke, Dick Joke,Penis now if your asking yourselves If I have any shame the answer is no not a bit. Back to the story so the Joker is angry that everyone's making fun of his Boner apparently he's never heard of a cold shower....I'm sorry it's just too easy to make fun of this comic I don't even have to try so I'm just going to speed through this one in response to the paper making fun of the Joker's boner he decides to make a bunch of crimes related to history's greatest boners...so he'll be using John Holmes as the theme for his crimes? Again that was far too easy. Actually he uses things that relate to history's biggest Fuck Up's like the Leaning tower of Pisa and the time the U.S.S Missouri ran aground...good times. Long story short Batman ends up putting the Joker in jail and the crime spree ends. Okay now you may be wondering why I gave this comic five stars yeah it's stupid but to me this comic is like Arnold Schwarzenegger's Commando yeah it's goofy and it exemplifies all the stupid stuff but god if it isn't great entertainment and honestly I've never had more fun reading a comic before this one. I'm The Angry Comic Book Critic and this is just hilarious and before I forget the dick joke tally 22 wow less then I taught it would be.
Batman #66
CERTIFIED FUNNY AS HELL!!!!