A Very Avengers Christmas

#1 Posted by sunhawk (550 posts) - - Show Bio

Its Chritsmas time at the Avengers mansion and everyone is getting ready for the arrival of ol' St Nick. Squirrel Girl and Tippy Toe have decorated the tree with care, while Tony Stark builds arc reactor christmas lights. Black Widow and Hawkeye are in the kitchen making cookies for Santa, while Black Panther keeps the egg nog away from Ms. Marvel. Hulk writes a letter to the north pole to say what a good boy he has been this year. The rest are gathered in front of the fire to hear stories from Thor. Later that night after Captain America has put everyone to bed, Spiderman wakes up hearing something stirring on the roof. Peter says "oh boy SANTA!", and sneaks downstairs. Spidey is shocked for its not Santa he sees. Its the grouchy old Thanos at the chimney shoving the tree back up it. Thanos declares "i'm here to steal christmas and there is nothing the Avengers can do about it!" Thanos flies up the chimney while Spiderman sounds the alarm. The Avengers battle Thanos of the roof but he beats them easily. The Wasp says "christmas is lost", but Thor interupts her "Neigh! for look up in the sky its Santa!" Santa jumps from the sleigh and blasts Thanos with glee, upon landing Santa says "Thanos i've made my list and checked it twice, and you've been very naughty".Thor exclaims "by Odin's beard! Odin is Santa". Santa Odin fights Thanos till he runs away. Thanos says "i've brought gifts for all my good little Avengers" For the Hulk a new stress ball to squeeze. Black Widow and Hawkeye got some fuzzy pink hancuffs. Captain America some patriotic bed sheets. Squirrel Girl received a gift basket of exotic nuts. Thor says "Allfather what did you get for me?" Odin says "for you my son i give you my love" Thor starts to pout, and Odin continues "and this box of chocolates shaped like Loki." Odin flies off shouting "merry christmas avengers, merry christmas everyone!"

#2 Posted by The_Lunact_And_Manic (3286 posts) - - Show Bio

Nice one. ^^

Odin is Santa!

#3 Posted by Asagod (289 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, the myth of Santa have received influence from some legends about Odin.

So this is pretty much right.

#4 Posted by Oscars94 (2322 posts) - - Show Bio
#5 Posted by sunhawk (550 posts) - - Show Bio

@Oscars94 said:

why is Rulk's back so swollen like that?

#6 Posted by Selinaky (677 posts) - - Show Bio

Haha, that was quite sweet. :D

#7 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio

@Asagod said:

Well, the myth of Santa have received influence from some legends about Odin.

So this is pretty much right.

Yep.

Fun read, thank you for sharing! :) Happy Holidays.

#8 Posted by tg1982 (2715 posts) - - Show Bio

@sunhawk: LOL. That was a good story. You have a merry Christmas.

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