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Which Comics Would You Save if Your House Was on Fire?

You can only save two...


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Statement of the obvious: Comics are flammable. Extremely flammable. I shouldn't have to tell you that, but to start this piece off, it's needed information. Recently, in Kenosha Wisconsin, a comic store caught on fire. The Kenosha News reported that the owner of the  Heroes and Dreams store discovered smoke coming from his store at 9:50 A.M. Monday and reported it to the local authorities.
 
When the fire department arrived, they found numerous fires on the first floor and basement of the building. There was little damage, but many of the comics were damaged due to smoke and soot. At this time, the fire department suspects arson. Let's say this wasn't arson though because I wouldn't doubt it if it was. Let's say you were stuck in your house, and you smell smoke. You follow all the proper precautions you learned from Fireman Ted down the street and you know you have to jump out the window. Bare with me here... Now, you obviously have time to search through your comics and pick out TWO comics from your collection. Why two? Because I'm tired of three or five. Plus, the fire is really raging. What two comics do you save from the inferno? No trades or collections, only single issue comic books! Also, if you try and save more than two, you burn alive.
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First one I'd save is the first comic that was ever given to me. It was an insert into the Chicago Tribune back in the early 80s. Spider-Man and The Hulk. I have no clue what happens in this book because It was bagged and boarded years ago, and I haven't read in it about a decade, but I'm sure the two fought each other and then realized they were both the good guy, and then they possibly hugged. Anyway, this book means a lot to me, has a lot of sentimental value, and this would be the first book I would save. 
 
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The second book I'd grab has no real monetary nor sentimental value to it. I'd save this book purely for my interview with the local newscaster. The book is one of my favorite covers: Fantastic Four 292, with Hitler on the cover and the team debating whether or not to kill him. Again, this would be one classic interview with a reporter. "Sir, you survived the fire, and you've seemingly lost everything except for this comic... with Hitler on it?" 
"Yes, throughout the confusion, the smoke, and the mass amounts of things I've collected, I managed to grab the one comic that makes me smile... The one with Hitler on the cover." I could win a newscaster a local emmy with a speech like that.
 
So what about you guys? What two comics would you grab? Remember, if you grab more than two, you'll burn alive.
 
~Mat "InferiorEgo" Elfring is a comedian, teacher, comic store employee, and comic book writer.~

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I would save my Amazing spiderman 648 and spectacular spiderman 263

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I would save The "hypothetical" Complete Calvin and Hobbes. Hypothetical because I ordered it a while ago and it never seems to arrive!!!!!

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Watchmen TPB and Kick-Ass hardcover

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They're all in boxes in the basement, I would die before I had time to find my Miracleman and Shade the Changing Man comics. Maybe I should put them somewhere convenient to grab in case of a fire, eh?

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I would save my Amazing Spider-Man #573 with Stephen Colbert on the cover, and then I would grab the big envelope with Star Wars #1 and #2 huge oversized comics from 1977... that should only count as one since it's in one package, right?

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This question is very tricky.  I dont care if any comics were already burnt. I rather worry about my life better than anything. By the way, if you want to know what exact of comic or which comic I would save? X-MEN!

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X-men # 1 and spider- man # 1 from the early 90s 
 
and my image collection ( from the mid 90s ) 
and my manga !

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Just grab the box with all of them in it. maybe throw it out the window first. and if i die, better me than them
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Ill just burn alive, atleast then I can have something good to read in hell hahaha

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X-Men # 41  (Secret Origin of Cyclops, drawn by Stan Lee)
Amazing Spider-Man #194 (First issue with Black Cat)
The Killing Joke  #1
Avengers vs The X-Men tpb (I just love it)

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id save:
Silver Surfer #1
watchmen 1-12
Wolverine (mini series)
Wolverine #1(after mini series) 
Miracleman(1-10, 3-D eclipse archive edition)
the uncanny xmen (142,143-both signed by byrne)
All star batman and robin #1(signed by Frank Miller)
All star superman#1(signed by Grant Morrison) 
Dark victory # 1,13 (both signed by loeb and sale)
Batman: killing joke( mint)
Watchmen 1,3,5 (cgc)

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Batman #608, signed  by  Jim Lee and "Death in the Family" TPB
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Okay... If I had somehow time to save some comics, I would save the whole Infinity Gauntlet Saga, , Universe X, Death of Superman, and some other ones.
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I keep all my valuable ones in a fireproof safe.
 
If I didn't? My #1s, including Daredevil, Iron Man The Avengers and X-Men.

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damn, that sucks, i actually go to that shop every once in a while. probably tha owner of tha other shop in kenosha, tha once so called comic shop that reduced its comics and its pretty much all gaming now. 
 
uncanny x-men 304 - one of my fav issues from when i was a kid
x-men 200 signed by finch

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My Manhunter special edition with the spiffy gold cover and Pride of Baghdad.

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The Invisibles #1 
Superman #700 
 
 
and I love how so many people just read the headline and answered that instead of reading inferiorego's whole post. NO TRADES. ONLY TWO COMICS. rofl

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My X-Men #1  - (My crown) 
The Incredible Hulk # 180 And the Wind Howls Windigo - Wolverine's 1st ( and my crown jewel)  All of my Age of  Apocalypse Story Line  
X-Men # 141 - Days of Future Past      
Fantastic Four Annual - # 23 - Days of Future Present  
All of the civil war story  
Tales Of Suspense - #57  - Hawkeye's 1st
Batman - # 426  A Death In the Family  - Joason Todd's Death
The Hush Story Line 
Marvel Premiere - # 15  - Iron Fist's 1st
All- Star Comics - # 58 Power Girls 1st    
More Fun Comics - # 73   Roy Happer AKA Speedy/ Red Arrow's 1st 
The Brave And the Bold # 54 -  Teen Titans 1st 
Captain America #117 -   Falcon's 1st   
The Amazing Spiderman # 14- Norman Osborn  Aka Green Goblin's 1st  
The amazing Spiderman #31 if this be my Destiny - Harry Osborn's 1st
The Amazing Spiderman #122 - Goblin's last stand The deat of GG
The Spectacular Spider-man #43 -   Hobgoblin's 1st 
Spider-man # 6  Demogoblin's 1st      
Spiderman Unlimited #2 - Barry Osborn  Aka. The Green Goblin 
The Amazin Spider-man #509 - Grey Goblin  
The amazing spiderman  #550 -   Menace AKA   Green Gobliness 1st 
Speed Deaon #1 -   Two-Faced Goblin's 1st   
The Spectacular Spiderman #225 - The Return Of the Green Goblin - Phil Urich Aka Green&Golden Gobin 1st 
 Can you tell I have a thing for the Goblins???lol   
All of my  Maximum Carnage Story Line 
The Amazing Spider-man #344  -  Carnage 's 1st 
The New Avengers #2 Breakout -  The Death Of Carnage 
Sentry - #1 Sentry's 1st   
The Amazing Spiderman  #598 American Son's 1st 
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No way ..... I gotta save them all ...... LOL
 
And it could take days.

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Donald and Scrooge #1, worth nothing but the story kills me.   
Batman #22, I traded almost 100 comics for this baby back in the 90s. The guy was a McFarlane nut, I walked away with a stunning copy of Batman he had my swag of Spideys. 
 
Ironically enough, I did lose one comic in a house fire. I grabbed a dog instead of a 8.0 Amazing Spider-man #2. I think I made the right choice ...
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Lets see now..........hmmmmm My Michael Turner collection and my Dark Horse comics Godzilla collection.

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I'd save my Wolverine #1s (mini-series & V.1 on-going).

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fantasic four number 63 and43 my dad got them in 1976 for 40 bucks
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My house was on fire once, I had to move away for 6 months...but in answer to your question, I'd save all my Blackest Night and Brightest Day comics.
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Okay. Considering that I'd have the time to dig these specific issues out of my boxes in the basement, I'd have to go with The Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe - Deluxe Edition #1, and Who's Who: The Definitive Directory of the DC Universe #1. With those two issues, I could rebuild my collection...but MAN would that suck.

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You got me scared now.  Im gonna have to put some of them near my second exit in case of fire exit so when the house is a blaze I can grab this quick arms full and bail out.  "We can only pick 2"  These aren't potato chips.
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All my comics I'd bother saving are in trade form. So...

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blueninjapanther

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My Ultimates 3 and X-Men: Blinded By Light
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I would logicly take my whole box.

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I'll just state that there are a lot of things in my house I would save before my comics if there was fire. But if i had time to also save a few comics, I'd save the following
 
1-Kingdom Come
2-Witchblade compendium
3-The killing joke
4-Fables 1 to 4
5-Merlin

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I'll carry all of 'em in one box.

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  1. Amazing Spider-Man # 33 - because it´s my favorite issue ever!!!
  2. Uncanny X-Men # 129 - because it´s the first appearance of Kitty Pryde (and Emma Frost)
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Insurance>fire, so I could replace them if absolutely needed
 
However, as to which two to save it would be the Uncanny Xmen issue where Wolverine and Sabretooth meet and the Superman Death issue.

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i'm new to the whole comic book thing. i've been here about 8-9 months but got my first comic in april. i only have like 40. i'd grab my laptop and my lockbox then bail

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@RedHurricane24: i envy you so 
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I sure try to save most of them or die or better fry trying

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I'm with Mysterio, my Spider-Man #11 & 13. (wish I had #3)

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My issue of Deadpool #0 (my first time reading Deadpool EVER...a life changing experience seriously AND that was way b4 he got popular) but yea not sure about #2 they're all in a box....or 2 I'm confident I could save them all.

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   Transformers issue 1  
 
 
AND  
 
   Transformers issue 3 
 
I would save those because I love Transformers and it took me forever to find those two.
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all my comics! but if not all my wonder woman comics :D
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I have mine in containers based on publishers. And I am on the first floor with a big window in my small bedroom. I would save them all. If I could only save one container because things are really going to Hell, then I'd probably take the DC one. Most valuables there I believe. Vertigo because of the quality would be very tempting, though.
 
Okay enough with the realism. In your theoretical game, I'd save my Emerald City Comic-Con issue of Irredeemable #1 signed by Mark Waid because I love everything about it and it makes me feel special and... The Unwritten #12, I guess since it is such a cool one-shot issue.

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Since I don't own that many comics, I would propably pick them all. If I had to choose only two, I would be burned.
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I wouldn't save any comics unless I could also save my Neon Genesis Evangelion DVDS :D

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my house is on fire im savin my dog and stuff thats costs more than $100, i got no comics that are actually worth something so it wont bother me

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I would save my first issue of static and my nemesis #1

 
 
(Mark Millar)
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@aztek the lost said:
" @Caligula said:
" i would save my loved ones first. comics would be my last priority "
this is where being a selfish bachelor comes in handy...comics = #1 priority...of course I seem to remember on one Cribs where some rockstar had some really valuable Marvel comics in a filing cabinet that he said was fireproof so if the entire house went down, they'd survive "
Well I have a Fiancee so... I would save her first. :D
you lucky Bachelor you! (just kidding, being solo actually sucks)
 
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whatever bin i was able to grab first.
 
but honestly i would save my loved ones first. comics would be my last priority