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Weirdest Comic Book Romances Ever: Valentine's Day Edition

Some romances are just really, really wrong.

Are we the only ones that think about some of our favorite comic book couples the closer we get to February 14th? Probably not! There are so many great and iconic relationships in comic books that it's hard not to think about and celebrate them, especially around Valentine's Day, right? What about the...strange ones, though?

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It's much easier to sit here and list off some of the greatest comic love affairs: Gambit and Rogue, Batman and Catwoman, Sue Storm and Reed Richards...but what about the weirdest comic book romances? Strange comic book romances are actually a lot more common than we may want to admit.In fact, some of them are seriously kind of creepy. No, really. We've compiled a list of a few of the weirdest ones for your entertainment starting with one that dates back to when comics first made it really big.

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Not too long ago we published an article that focused on one very creepy romance between two comic book characters: Supergirl and her horse, Comet. Comet the Super-Horse was actually a pretty prominent comic book character back in the day; with 78 appearances, Comet left a, well, interesting mark on Supergirl's history.

Comet made his very first appearance in ACTION COMICS #292 and in it, Supergirl simply could not stop day-dreaming about her white stallion; this might be because Comet was not your average Super-Horse. Long before he was a horse, Comet was a Centaur named Biron who was transformed into a full horse by Circe, a powerful goddess who eventually became one of Wonder Woman's nemesis. Comet wasn't transformed permanently, however. Each time a comet flew overhead, the horse would change back into a man for a short period of time.

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In an issue of ACTION, Comet and Supergirl actually share a kiss and it seems that the two had fallen for one another. At least it was certainly something that the horse felt very strongly about, anyway, based on some of the panels from those issues. Talk about creepy.

Moving on from bestiality, we have Doc Ock and Aunt May. In issue #131 of AMAZING SPIDER-MAN, Doctor Octopus manipulates Peter Parker's Aunt into falling in love with him and the two almost get married. Can you imagine? Doc Ock, one of Spidey's greatest foes would have also become...his Uncle? What better way to get his hands on Spider-Man than by manipulating the woman closest to Peter Parker? Sure, manipulating Aunt May into falling in love with you might seem like a good idea, but how did she overlook the fact that Doctor Octavius had four additional mechanical arms?

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We can't bring up mechanical arms without mentioning another weird romance recently cited in Paul Cornell's ACTION COMICS. Prior to the launch of the 'New 52,' writer Paul Cornell wove a very good (albeit, very weird) story that featured Lex and his partner in crime, Lois Lane. For several issues readers wondered whether the Lois featured in Action Comics was really Lois Lane.

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Some thought that the character was from a parallel universe and that she was not the Lois Lane we saw in comics -- that is until Lex literally peeled her face off. In Cornell's ACTION series, Lex Luthor developed a robot version of Lois Lane using the real Lois Lane's DNA and Kryptonian technology taken from Brainiac. The character was used by Cornell to pose a challenge and offer a new perspective for Lex, in turn developing his character. We do have to wonder what he did with the Robot after those romantic dinners, though.

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One of the strangest (and most taboo) relationships seen in comic books was a forbidden love alluded to during Marvel's ULTIMATES. In this alternate universe siblings Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver got pretty cozy, and thing got even more heated in THE ULTIMATES III's first issue written by Jeph Loeb.

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If there were any doubts about the couple's incestuous relationship prior to that moment, those doubts were squashed.

Love is a beautiful thing -- unless of course it's creepy and weird, and sometimes (let's face it) it can be. Which of the moments above is the weirdest? What weird comic book romances have we left out?

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Inscest all the way................................by the way what about Krypto and Kara b

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lol I Lied

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@Nudeviking said:

@RedheadedAtrocitus said:

Don't think it classifies as a romance but...damn, I wholeheartedly don't approve of this.

That's ultimate universe isn't it? Didn't Wolverine and Peter Parker switch bodies Freaky Friday style so the Wolverine touching teenage MJ is actually Peter Parker. Though in the actual book it is alluded to that Wolverine in Peter Parker's body did some sort of inappropriate maneuvers on her.

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Yup, you're right. Still, the image is disturbing. And Ultimates sure has a knack for rocking the boat, lol.

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@RedheadedAtrocitus: Oh yeah, I'm not disagreeing with you in the least. The scan you put up is definitely visually worse than mine.

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I have another one the psychotic auto fiona

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I can't think of any relationships more disturbing than those. You know it's bad when Aunt May and Doc Ock are the least disturbing one.

Speaking of disturbing... You probably shouldn't click on this. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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@Tigerstriper said:

I can't think of any relationships more disturbing than those. You know it's bad when Aunt May and Doc Ock are the least disturbing one.

Speaking of disturbing... You probably shouldn't click on this. Don't say I didn't warn you.

..D:

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Didn't Ultimate Xavier and Jean have some sort of suggested history?

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@RedheadedAtrocitus said:

@Nudeviking said:

@RedheadedAtrocitus said:

Don't think it classifies as a romance but...damn, I wholeheartedly don't approve of this.

That's ultimate universe isn't it? Didn't Wolverine and Peter Parker switch bodies Freaky Friday style so the Wolverine touching teenage MJ is actually Peter Parker. Though in the actual book it is alluded to that Wolverine in Peter Parker's body did some sort of inappropriate maneuvers on her.

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Yup, you're right. Still, the image is disturbing. And Ultimates sure has a knack for rocking the boat, lol.

Actually, that pic of Logan and MJ is the cover of Marvel Knights Spider-Man #13, which takes place in regular continuity, although it's not really a romance at all. It's not from the Ultimate body-swap storyline.

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@Burnstar1230:

Yeah, I go with incest too, pretty nasty stuff.

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I would add the Thing/She-Thing relationship to the list. I can't, in good conscience, link the picture of the two of them making out on a couch. Feel free to seek it out for yourself though.

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hmmm....seems there were some missing from this list

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@jewunit said:

I would add the Thing/She-Thing relationship to the list. I can't, in good conscience, link the picture of the two of them making out on a couch. Feel free to seek it out for yourself though.

There is no way in hell I'm going to type that into a google image search.

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@Tigerstriper: I think my brain just puked inside my skull.

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Andrea and Dale from The Walking Dead.... so weird.

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@dothegoblin said:

@RedheadedAtrocitus said:

@Nudeviking said:

@RedheadedAtrocitus said:

Don't think it classifies as a romance but...damn, I wholeheartedly don't approve of this.

That's ultimate universe isn't it? Didn't Wolverine and Peter Parker switch bodies Freaky Friday style so the Wolverine touching teenage MJ is actually Peter Parker. Though in the actual book it is alluded to that Wolverine in Peter Parker's body did some sort of inappropriate maneuvers on her.

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Yup, you're right. Still, the image is disturbing. And Ultimates sure has a knack for rocking the boat, lol.

Actually, that pic of Logan and MJ is the cover of Marvel Knights Spider-Man #13, which takes place in regular continuity, although it's not really a romance at all. It's not from the Ultimate body-swap storyline.

Well, still, disturbing one way or another anyway. Heh.

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Man Quicksilver and Wanda...aye, aye, aye Ultimates...sometimes I just don't get you at all

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What? No one has yet mentioned Nate Grey and Madelyne Pryor - genetic son of Jean Grey & clone of Jean Grey?

Only in comic books, folks.

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@MyraMyraMyra said:

What? No one has yet mentioned Nate Grey and Madelyne Pryor - genetic son of Jean Grey & clone of Jean Grey?

Only in comic books, folks.

Yeah but Nate isn't even from the same universe, so Jean Grey and Madelyne Pryor's Jean Grey aren't even really the same Jean Grey, which makes it...uh...okay...I guess...

CURSE YOU MISTER SINISTER!!!

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ya know quicksilver and scarlet witch technically wasn't incest because they didn't know they were brother and sister at the time it would be no different if you found out your girlfriend/boyfriend was your long lost sister/brother because they didn't stay together or anything but if they did then it would be 100% creepy incest.

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You forgot about Mr Hyde and the Invisible Man from LOEG.

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How about Norman Osborn and Gwen Stacy? Wasnt there a weird retcon that said they were lovers and she had kids from him!?

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Creepy romances? Yeah, those are definitely creepy choices. But then again, comics are kind of crazy a lot of times, characters are often paired with others that they really shouldn't be paired with. I myself kind of find Captain America's relationship with Sharon Carter to be slightly creepy, he did date her aunt Peggy Carter way back.

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You forgot Neomicon.

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most of this is mad weird

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Hellion and X-23 ,WRONGEST!!!

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@PhoenixoftheTides said:

@Nudeviking said:

@Duo_forbidden said:

Ultimate Quicksilver and Wanda's relationship was just...wow. There's no words.

One of the worst parts of that entire relationship was the scene where Wasp explains to Captain America what's going on with them like it's the most normal thing in the world...

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Wow. Creepy. I stopped reading "The Ultimates" because I didn't like the creative direction. I guess I made the right decision!

That was just Loeb, you can start again now that Hickman is in charge.

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What better way to get his hands on Spider-Man than by manipulating the woman closest to Peter Parker ? 
 
You do realize that Peter being Spider-man had NOTHING to do with his marrying Aunt May, right? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe he was after her inheritance.

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What about Madelyne Pryor and Nate Grey? MASSIVE Freudian romance there... That really was creepy...

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@Vortex13 said:

@Burnstar1230: You find incest creepier then beastiality? lol. I mean they're both insanely creepy but to me human on animal action is creepiest. At least with incest they're both human.

You humans are all racist ! ( Turian )

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@Marve1CaptainCarnage said:

ya know quicksilver and scarlet witch technically wasn't incest because they didn't know they were brother and sister at the time it would be no different if you found out your girlfriend/boyfriend was your long lost sister/brother because they didn't stay together or anything but if they did then it would be 100% creepy incest.

Um...Cap knew they were brother and sister, so I'm pretty sure they were both in the know. And since the entire thing is apparently not creepy enough...

Wolverine is also a pervert in the Ultimates...
Wolverine is also a pervert in the Ultimates...

Good ol' Quicksilver is into his sister because he really wanted his mom...

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Forgot to mention Tank Girl. I mean sleeping with a kangaroo and having a child with he tank. How epic is that?
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Deadpool and Death!

Ms Marvel and Marcus!

Creepiest couples ever (if your only counting 616 the whole QS/SW thing in the Ultimate Uni was the creepiest!)

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There are so many romances that are just wrong!! I'm glad I'm not the only one who was uncomfortable with Comet/Supergirl and the incest in Ultimates.

There was a moment WAAAAAY back when George Perez was writing Wonder Woman in the late 80s, when Circe had animals turned to humans and vice-versa, and there was a couple in the henchgroup. The guy died of injuries or something and it was revealed he was a horse originally, and I was like "Did DC just go there?!?!" EEWW!!

For good romances, I'm STILL waiting for Storm/Wolverine!

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@G-Man: yehh true.. but even Millar as tasteless as he can be only ever HINTED at a "special relationship" &in jokes to them being so unnaturally close...

Lobotomy Jeph actually managed to make it EXPLICIT that they were having a sexual relationship.. which among other things (destroying the credibility of 90% of the ultimates universe in about 4 or 5 isuues) was REALLY sucktastic

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@THEBlaqueBasterd said:

@G-Man: yehh true.. but even Millar as tasteless as he can be only ever HINTED at a "special relationship" &in jokes to them being so unnaturally close...

Lobotomy Jeph actually managed to make it EXPLICIT that they were having a sexual relationship.. which among other things (destroying the credibility of 90% of the ultimates universe in about 4 or 5 isuues) was REALLY sucktastic

Yes, that is exactly the issue I have with Loeb's version. You can actually believe that Millar never quite meant that it crossed into a sexual area; only that they were freakishly close, like the relationship between Kathyrn and Sebastian from Cruel Intentions (yes, I know they were step-siblings, but that's the closest I can come to the relationship dynamic as an example) and that the incestual element had more to do with being over-protective of each other and wanting a partner for their sibling that was similar to them, allowing them to build a self-protective family for themselves. Loeb dragged it into incestuous Lannister territory, and ruined the entire feel the The Ultimates was going for IMHO. There is an interesting write up on this topic at Scot Thong's blog: http://scottthong.wordpress.com/2008/05/13/ultimate-quicksilver-scarlet-witch-incest-is-the-next-liberal-sexual-revolution/.

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@aztek_the_lost said:

I could see myself in any of these relationships except Aunt May/Doc Ock...at least not if I was Doctor Octopus, old ladies (and I'm talking fossilized) are where I draw the line

really, even the incestuous quicksilver / scarlet witch relaitonship? I might draw the line a little sooner than you my friend, but to each his own!

I feel gross now. Thanks, G-Man.

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@aztek_the_lost: What about the one with the horse?

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I was so against Pietro & Wanda it damn near repelled me from Ultimate altogether. That and Wasp being eaten alive...Ultimate is just too hardcore with no finesse. What did slapping Wanda and Pietro together really provide for Ultimates? It was just shock factor. If Ultimate ever becomes canon I'll shoot myself, the only thing I like about it is Gwen Stacy being alive.

Speaking of Gwen, where's her relationship with Norman here? The most disgustingly negligent and ridiculous storyline was the two of them hooking up. I have a theory Joe Quesada had a childhood crush on Gwen Stacy and was living vicariously through Norman fancying himself a big executive who gets his hands on a fine, blonde little cutlet. EEEEYYUUCCK. Maybe that's too wildly speculative but that doesn't remove the fact that it's just another case of Gwen Stacy grave-robbing. Her and Jean can't catch a break, Marvel is always cashing in on them when they're dead...it's just tacky.

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Ya ultimate maximoff twins kinda freaked me a bit... but somtimes good literature is supposed to shock and offend

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I'm sure all the good zingers were already gotten to. Fun articles, I would toss Dr.Strange and Dead Girl, and Hank Pym and Jocasta into that list myself as well. And of course I was thinking about comic book romances and not tear covered chocolates. I mean, um, Lego Batman 2, anyone else excited?! Sigh. >.>

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Another weird relationship is the one between Deadpool and Death.. I'm surprised that no know bought it up earlier

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@nyx: I don't know about Ultimate, but in 616 it was revealed around the Onslaught storyline that Xavier had once been in love with Jean.

After doing some digging, I found this... Professor X actually thinks about it way back in (Uncanny) X-Men #4.

Is anyone else hearing "Don't Stand So Close To Me" by The Police right about now?

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@Nudeviking: sctually i disagree. i dont think just from that one arc. can destroy the ultimates for someone, and also if you stopped, you should start again, the ultimate xmen and ultimate spiderman has been pretty good so far. nothing disturbing. and theyve established directions for their respective titles.

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@zackattack529 said:

@Nudeviking: sctually i disagree. i dont think just from that one arc. can destroy the ultimates for someone, and also if you stopped, you should start again, the ultimate xmen and ultimate spiderman has been pretty good so far. nothing disturbing. and theyve established directions for their respective titles.

The Ultimates and the Ultimate Universe are not one in the same thing. I got no beef with Ultimate Spiderman...actually like Myles a lot. Never read Ultimate X-Men, but that has more to do with 616 X-Men books getting too much of my money already. That particular arc in The Ultimates was the proverbial straw that broke the camels back put me off the book. There was a lot of stuff in that series prior to twincest that kind of irked me (Hank Pym only being a misogynistic woman beater for example), but Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch getting it on in the bushes was the point where I decided there were better books to spend $3 on.

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What nobody mentioned Monsieur Mallah and The Brain?

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Seeing the name Billy Batson just reminded me of the brief fling between Captain Marvel & Stargirl. They met when he was de-powered, while Courtney and Billy are the same age, it's different when he's Captain Marvel who is biologically an adult.