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Watchmen...Condoms?

Who's watching your...little watchmen?

I've seen images of a bunch of merchandise for the Watchmen movie.  Some of what I've seen is pretty cool and some a little on the lame side.  It's understandable to an extent that a studio has to license this stuff.  A lot of money goes into making a big budget feature.  There's also the court costs Warner Bros. had to pay in the lawsuit against them from Fox. 

Have they gone too far?

Gia showed me this link from Topless Robot.  Watchmen Condoms?

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Apparently they are 'officially' licensed condoms.  I found on another website that Warner Bros. marketing was handing these out and the package "resembles a matchbook with the iconic blood-stained smiley badge on the front."

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I guess this is your chance to reenact your favorite scenes featuring Dr. Manhattan along with...Lil' Dr. Manhattan.



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Ha Ha Ha  !

Thats Kind Of Cool... I wonder if it has like a Dr. Manhattan design on it when it ya know... stretches out

lol
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LMAO!

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.............Sometimes society scares the bejesus out of me

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Darkchild said:
".............Sometimes society scares the bejesus out of me
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Well that's what those condoms are for.. 'it's society's only protection' :p
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Precise said:
"Darkchild said:
".............Sometimes society scares the bejesus out of me
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Well that's what those condoms are for.. 'it's society's only protection' :p
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HAHAAHAHAHA

King Saturn said:
"Ha Ha Ha  !

Thats Kind Of Cool... I wonder if it has like a Dr. Manhattan design on it when it ya know... stretches out

lol
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ROFLMMFAO



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wowness

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Lol. Lil' Dr. Manhattan ha ha.

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Lady Nightmare said:
"wowness"
I think that would be the general remark when u take these badboys out. And your now BLUE down in the nethers
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Darkchild said:
"I think that would be the general remark when u take these badboys out. And your now BLUE down in the nethers"
Think about all the pick-up lines..

- Feeling blue? I can solve that..
- No, i just gotta let him get out for air sometimes, or else he'll turn blue.. see?

lol :p
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Precise said:
"Darkchild said:
"I think that would be the general remark when u take these badboys out. And your now BLUE down in the nethers"
Think about all the pick-up lines..

- Feeling blue? I can solve that..
- No, i just gotta let him get out for air sometimes, or else he'll turn blue.. see?

lol :p
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Was thinking the same damn thing. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I wonder if they have authentic radiation. 

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Darkchild said:
"HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Was thinking the same damn thing. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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ROFL! I could go on all day! 'Similarities between me and dr. Manhattan? Well.. we're both blue and bald..' :p
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Precise said:
"Darkchild said:
"HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Was thinking the same damn thing. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"
ROFL! I could go on all day! 'Similarities between me and dr. Manhattan? Well.. we're both blue and bald..' :p
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"Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

Yea im done.
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Darkchild said:
""Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

Yea im done."
LMAO!
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Precise said:
"Darkchild said:
""Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

Yea im done."
LMAO!
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SOOOO many jokes an one liners going through my head, but i like only being banned once on here lmao
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LMFAO

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I'm in....

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Kinda want.

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I so though it was gonna be the happy face.

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Darkchild said:
"Precise said:
"Darkchild said:
""Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

Yea im done."
LMAO!
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SOOOO many jokes an one liners going through my head, but i like only being banned once on here lmao
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Same here, I wrote down the least obvious one I could think of.
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Hawk said:
"I so though it was gonna be the happy face."
I think that might have been more weird
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King Saturn said:
"Ha Ha Ha  !

Thats Kind Of Cool... I wonder if it has like a Dr. Manhattan design on it when it ya know... stretches out

lol
"
soda all over the desk after seeing this
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Alan Moore must be in a rage.

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lol wtf

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Hahahahaha... Next up, Rorschach patterned...

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Buckshot said:
"Alan Moore must be in a rage."
As Topless Robot put it:
It's also the only condom that lets you metaphorically #### Alan Moore while you're literally ####ing your loved one!

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G-Man said:
"Buckshot said:
"Alan Moore must be in a rage."
As Topless Robot put it:
It's also the only condom that lets you metaphorically #### Alan Moore while you're literally ####ing your loved one!

"
LMFAO!!!
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I saw this over at CBR.  I laughed so hard for about an hour.

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When the accumulated filth from all the sex and murder foams up around your waist, remember to wrap your tool.

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G-Man said:
"Buckshot said:
"Alan Moore must be in a rage."
As Topless Robot put it:
It's also the only condom that lets you metaphorically #### Alan Moore while you're literally ####ing your loved one!

"
Lol
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That's hilarious...  I might pick some up just for the hell of it.

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LMAO

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Harvester427 said:
"When the accumulated filth from all the sex and murder foams up around your waist, remember to wrap your tool."
ROFL
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Wacthmen condoms?! Sweet! Now I just have to find a woman willing enough (or paid enough) to gaze upon me naked!

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Buckshot said:
"Alan Moore must be in a rage."
Id hate to be the next reporter to ask him about his books turning into movies. HEs gonna curbstomp the poor slob
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I wonder if this is all part of a conspiracy to kill Alan Moore.
Or at least give him a heart attack.

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defunkt said:
"I wonder if this is all part of a conspiracy to kill Alan Moore.
Or at least give him a heart attack. "
Sometimes I hope so
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I dont i love the man. Hes a freaking genius

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AWESOME.

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omg lol
and it pretty sad at the same time.

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On second thought no comment

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i'll probably end up getting two...one to save and one to use...but it is goin a lil' far

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"Feel like a god while you are f***ing someone."

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I'd probably buy some a' them, like T.M.O.E. said. I'll save some and use some.

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It'll never be enough. They'll never go far enough. 


"You see what those bloody corporations do? They take your ideas and they suck them! Suck them like leeches until they've gotten every last drop of marrow from your bones!"

Honestly, I'm glad everybody is having fun with this, but I find Warner/DC's handling of this property to be f##king disgusting. Gourmet coffee and condoms? They're not trying to cash in on this book, they're trying to run it into the ground so it'll be nothing but merchandise for future generations. 
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wtf

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i actually think i might want some. been needing to pick up some more anyways

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LMAO, god the potential for hilarity is endless with this post.

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G-Man said:
"I've seen images of a bunch of merchandise for the Watchmen movie.  Some of what I've seen is pretty cool and some a little on the lame side.  It's understandable to an extent that a studio has to license this stuff.  A lot of money goes into making a big budget feature.  There's also the court costs Warner Bros. had to pay in the lawsuit against them from Fox. 

Have they gone too far?

Gia showed me this link from Topless Robot.  Watchmen Condoms?

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Apparently they are 'officially' licensed condoms.  I found on another website that Warner Bros. marketing was handing these out and the package "resembles a matchbook with the iconic blood-stained smiley badge on the front."

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I guess this is your chance to reenact your favorite scenes featuring Dr. Manhattan along with...Lil' Dr. Manhattan.



"

Ooh, will have to try one of them :-0

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