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Watchmen...Condoms?

Who's watching your...little watchmen?

I've seen images of a bunch of merchandise for the Watchmen movie.  Some of what I've seen is pretty cool and some a little on the lame side.  It's understandable to an extent that a studio has to license this stuff.  A lot of money goes into making a big budget feature.  There's also the court costs Warner Bros. had to pay in the lawsuit against them from Fox. 

Have they gone too far?

Gia showed me this link from Topless Robot.  Watchmen Condoms?

Apparently they are 'officially' licensed condoms.  I found on another website that Warner Bros. marketing was handing these out and the package "resembles a matchbook with the iconic blood-stained smiley badge on the front."

I guess this is your chance to reenact your favorite scenes featuring Dr. Manhattan along with...Lil' Dr. Manhattan.



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Posted by King Saturn
Ha Ha Ha  !

Thats Kind Of Cool... I wonder if it has like a Dr. Manhattan design on it when it ya know... stretches out

lol
Posted by The_Martian

LMAO!

Posted by Darkchild

.............Sometimes society scares the bejesus out of me

Posted by Precise
Darkchild said:
".............Sometimes society scares the bejesus out of me
"
Well that's what those condoms are for.. 'it's society's only protection' :p
Posted by Darkchild
Precise said:
"Darkchild said:
".............Sometimes society scares the bejesus out of me
"
Well that's what those condoms are for.. 'it's society's only protection' :p
"
HAHAAHAHAHA

King Saturn said:
"Ha Ha Ha  !

Thats Kind Of Cool... I wonder if it has like a Dr. Manhattan design on it when it ya know... stretches out

lol
"
ROFLMMFAO



Posted by Lady Nightmare

wowness

Posted by Erik

Lol. Lil' Dr. Manhattan ha ha.

Posted by Darkchild
Lady Nightmare said:
"wowness"
I think that would be the general remark when u take these badboys out. And your now BLUE down in the nethers
Posted by Precise
Darkchild said:
"I think that would be the general remark when u take these badboys out. And your now BLUE down in the nethers"
Think about all the pick-up lines..

- Feeling blue? I can solve that..
- No, i just gotta let him get out for air sometimes, or else he'll turn blue.. see?

lol :p
Posted by Darkchild
Precise said:
"Darkchild said:
"I think that would be the general remark when u take these badboys out. And your now BLUE down in the nethers"
Think about all the pick-up lines..

- Feeling blue? I can solve that..
- No, i just gotta let him get out for air sometimes, or else he'll turn blue.. see?

lol :p
"
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Was thinking the same damn thing. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by Erik

I wonder if they have authentic radiation. 

Posted by Precise
Darkchild said:
"HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Was thinking the same damn thing. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"
ROFL! I could go on all day! 'Similarities between me and dr. Manhattan? Well.. we're both blue and bald..' :p
Posted by Darkchild
Precise said:
"Darkchild said:
"HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Was thinking the same damn thing. HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"
ROFL! I could go on all day! 'Similarities between me and dr. Manhattan? Well.. we're both blue and bald..' :p
"
"Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

Yea im done.
Posted by Precise
Darkchild said:
""Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

Yea im done."
LMAO!
Posted by Darkchild
Precise said:
"Darkchild said:
""Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

Yea im done."
LMAO!
"
SOOOO many jokes an one liners going through my head, but i like only being banned once on here lmao
Posted by Nighthunter

LMFAO

Posted by inferiorego

I'm in....

Staff
Posted by gia

Kinda want.

Posted by Hawk

I so though it was gonna be the happy face.

Posted by inferiorego
Darkchild said:
"Precise said:
"Darkchild said:
""Come on baby, hes only blue cause hes lonely. Give him a warm and wet room to feel at home."

Yea im done."
LMAO!
"
SOOOO many jokes an one liners going through my head, but i like only being banned once on here lmao
"
Same here, I wrote down the least obvious one I could think of.
Staff
Posted by The_Martian
Hawk said:
"I so though it was gonna be the happy face."
I think that might have been more weird
Posted by aztek_the_lost

o_O

does Dr. Manhattan wear protection? I mean he's radioactive, what's a condom going to do?

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Posted by geraldthesloth
King Saturn said:
"Ha Ha Ha  !

Thats Kind Of Cool... I wonder if it has like a Dr. Manhattan design on it when it ya know... stretches out

lol
"
soda all over the desk after seeing this
Posted by Buckshot

Alan Moore must be in a rage.

Moderator
Posted by Gemma Fox

lol wtf

Posted by Spider-Pantrelli

Hahahahaha... Next up, Rorschach patterned...

Posted by G-Man
Buckshot said:
"Alan Moore must be in a rage."
As Topless Robot put it:
It's also the only condom that lets you metaphorically #### Alan Moore while you're literally ####ing your loved one!

Posted by Spider-Pantrelli
G-Man said:
"Buckshot said:
"Alan Moore must be in a rage."
As Topless Robot put it:
It's also the only condom that lets you metaphorically #### Alan Moore while you're literally ####ing your loved one!

"
LMFAO!!!
Posted by Elixir95

I saw this over at CBR.  I laughed so hard for about an hour.

Posted by Harvester427

When the accumulated filth from all the sex and murder foams up around your waist, remember to wrap your tool.

Posted by ZORN
G-Man said:
"Buckshot said:
"Alan Moore must be in a rage."
As Topless Robot put it:
It's also the only condom that lets you metaphorically #### Alan Moore while you're literally ####ing your loved one!

"
Lol
Posted by Crimson Orchid

That's hilarious...  I might pick some up just for the hell of it.

Posted by TheDrifter

LMAO

Posted by ZORN
Harvester427 said:
"When the accumulated filth from all the sex and murder foams up around your waist, remember to wrap your tool."
ROFL
Posted by inferiorego

Wacthmen condoms?! Sweet! Now I just have to find a woman willing enough (or paid enough) to gaze upon me naked!

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Posted by Darkchild
Buckshot said:
"Alan Moore must be in a rage."
Id hate to be the next reporter to ask him about his books turning into movies. HEs gonna curbstomp the poor slob
Posted by defunkt

I wonder if this is all part of a conspiracy to kill Alan Moore.
Or at least give him a heart attack.

Posted by inferiorego
defunkt said:
"I wonder if this is all part of a conspiracy to kill Alan Moore.
Or at least give him a heart attack. "
Sometimes I hope so
Staff
Posted by Darkchild

I dont i love the man. Hes a freaking genius

Posted by Jab

AWESOME.

Posted by Puck

omg lol
and it pretty sad at the same time.

Posted by starman1994

On second thought no comment

Posted by T.M.O.E.

i'll probably end up getting two...one to save and one to use...but it is goin a lil' far

Posted by Erik

"Feel like a god while you are f***ing someone."

Posted by TwilightThunder

I'd probably buy some a' them, like T.M.O.E. said. I'll save some and use some.

Posted by henchmen24

It'll never be enough. They'll never go far enough. 


"You see what those bloody corporations do? They take your ideas and they suck them! Suck them like leeches until they've gotten every last drop of marrow from your bones!"

Honestly, I'm glad everybody is having fun with this, but I find Warner/DC's handling of this property to be f##king disgusting. Gourmet coffee and condoms? They're not trying to cash in on this book, they're trying to run it into the ground so it'll be nothing but merchandise for future generations. 
Posted by the Social Moth

wtf

Posted by Boken

i actually think i might want some. been needing to pick up some more anyways

Posted by MIssfitt

LMAO, god the potential for hilarity is endless with this post.

Posted by Assman
G-Man said:
"I've seen images of a bunch of merchandise for the Watchmen movie.  Some of what I've seen is pretty cool and some a little on the lame side.  It's understandable to an extent that a studio has to license this stuff.  A lot of money goes into making a big budget feature.  There's also the court costs Warner Bros. had to pay in the lawsuit against them from Fox. 

Have they gone too far?

Gia showed me this link from Topless Robot.  Watchmen Condoms?

Apparently they are 'officially' licensed condoms.  I found on another website that Warner Bros. marketing was handing these out and the package "resembles a matchbook with the iconic blood-stained smiley badge on the front."

I guess this is your chance to reenact your favorite scenes featuring Dr. Manhattan along with...Lil' Dr. Manhattan.



"

Ooh, will have to try one of them :-0
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