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Use Thor's Hammer to Open Your Drinks

It's time to AVENGE your thirst.

Let's face it, if you read comic books, chances are you like comic book related merchandise. Now, courtesy of Diamond Select Toys, you have the chance to purchase your very own Mjolnir so you can run around the kitchen (or house) pretending to be the God of Thunder.

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It might not be exactly life size but it serves a bigger purpose. This little hammer can be used to open your bottles.

Starting in early 2012, Diamond Select Toys will release a series of Marvel Comics-based bottle openers. You can get this at comic shops and specialty stores (and it can be ordered through Diamond's Previews catalog). The first will be Thor's mystical hammer, Mjolnir, which will be released just after the New Year.

Diamond Select has issued a warning:

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be thirsty, shall possess the power of Thor. (Not really, although you will possess the power of levers. Are they science, magic... or one and the same?)
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Amazing. Simply amazing.

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A series of bottle openers ? good luck with that

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I want.

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LOL
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That's cool. Depending on the price I might get it

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Mjopenir, FTW!

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awsum sauce. now if you opend 1 bottle and turned into thor, that would be awsum :P

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::Flails arms around like Stewie Griffin at a toy commercial:: I WANT IT!!!!!!!!

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@charlesjoy said:

Mjopenir, FTW!

This.

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i want this

give it to me

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This is stupid/great, I'll buy it!

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that is silly =o

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wow. just when merchandise couldn't get any sillier....

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I LIKE IT
I LIKE IT
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@charlesjoy said:

Mjopenir, FTW!

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This is awesome finally a merchandise for your casual drunk comic geek.

By the way am I the only one that imagined the hammer way bigger after seeing the first pic?

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Sweet! Very interested in this, I am curious to see what the other ones will be...

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WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I like it and I want it!

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yes its time to bring the hammer down to open a bottle of beer and a can of whoop ass lol

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@PowerHerc said:

I like it and I want it!

I want an Iron Man one...;o) Avengers assemble!

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"what do i behold?? a villainous bottle unyielding her miraculous beverage that lies within?? to me, Mjolnir!!" "thanks, thor. can we get some more peanuts, please." "away scoundrel. 2 drinks minimum."

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haha very funny. might be porblematic to get one in germany!

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Awesomeness! How much is it gonna cost?

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Hmm ... my thirst does need Avenging.

Now, if they could come out with a He-Man Sword of Power bottle opener, I can truly feel like a Master of MY Universe.

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how do you use em?

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Cool.
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It will be too heavy to lift. :P

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For Asgard! For O'DOUL'S!!!!!!

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I love it. I'lll buy one for sure. I think the next toy should be Captain America's shield or something, then Wolvies claws...then Elektras Sais..you get the idea.

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Great!

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At first I thought it was full sized and used to smash open bottles. I am now disappointed.

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Must. Have!

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Ok...so now they need a Cap Shield, Magneto helmet, Cosmic Cube, Infinity Glove, etc.

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Do want.

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I dont drink so there'd be no point for me having it

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This could drive someone to drink.

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Now we have the Mjolnir for vanquish the evil thirst!!!

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Product photography looks pretty cool; actual photography with hands makes it look chincy, cheap and plasticy. Not for me

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AW I want a life size thor hammer to scare my neighbors screaming I AM THOR!

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Must geeeet, I'll keep it on me at all times.

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Bwahahaha - That is AWESOME!! XD

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Good grief wished I wouldn't have checked this out. Now I may have to get this for one of my dumbass brothers who is a huge fan of Thor and drinking beer. *sigh*

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Nice! I already have a Luke Skywalker lightsaber bottle opener so I really don't need this but I'll get it, more than likely 'cause it's neat.