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Use Thor's Hammer to Open Your Drinks

It's time to AVENGE your thirst.

Let's face it, if you read comic books, chances are you like comic book related merchandise. Now, courtesy of Diamond Select Toys, you have the chance to purchase your very own Mjolnir so you can run around the kitchen (or house) pretending to be the God of Thunder.

It might not be exactly life size but it serves a bigger purpose. This little hammer can be used to open your bottles.

Starting in early 2012, Diamond Select Toys will release a series of Marvel Comics-based bottle openers. You can get this at comic shops and specialty stores (and it can be ordered through Diamond's Previews catalog). The first will be Thor's mystical hammer, Mjolnir, which will be released just after the New Year.

Diamond Select has issued a warning:

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be thirsty, shall possess the power of Thor. (Not really, although you will possess the power of levers. Are they science, magic... or one and the same?)
45 Comments
Posted by KamenRider00

Amazing. Simply amazing.

Posted by BlackArmor

A series of bottle openers ? good luck with that

Posted by Larkin1388

I want.

Posted by Billy Batson

LOL
BB

Posted by shawn87

That's cool. Depending on the price I might get it

Posted by charlesjoy

Mjopenir, FTW!

Posted by Herx

awsum sauce. now if you opend 1 bottle and turned into thor, that would be awsum :P

Posted by RedheadedAtrocitus

::Flails arms around like Stewie Griffin at a toy commercial:: I WANT IT!!!!!!!!

Posted by Mr. Dead Pool
Posted by thanosrules

@charlesjoy said:

Mjopenir, FTW!

This.

Posted by BritishMonkey

i want this

give it to me

Posted by Jolt92

This is stupid/great, I'll buy it!

Posted by moywar700

that is silly =o

Posted by Miss_Garrick

wow. just when merchandise couldn't get any sillier....

Posted by Deadcool
I LIKE IT
Posted by AwesomeAquaman

@charlesjoy said:

Mjopenir, FTW!

Posted by Yumulu

This is awesome finally a merchandise for your casual drunk comic geek.

By the way am I the only one that imagined the hammer way bigger after seeing the first pic?

Posted by Kid_Zombie

Sweet! Very interested in this, I am curious to see what the other ones will be...

Posted by danhimself

WANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by PowerHerc

I like it and I want it!

Posted by Emperormeister734

yes its time to bring the hammer down to open a bottle of beer and a can of whoop ass lol

Posted by AllyStark2019

@PowerHerc said:

I like it and I want it!

I want an Iron Man one...;o) Avengers assemble!

Posted by KainScion

"what do i behold?? a villainous bottle unyielding her miraculous beverage that lies within?? to me, Mjolnir!!" "thanks, thor. can we get some more peanuts, please." "away scoundrel. 2 drinks minimum."

Posted by Sir_Deadpool

haha very funny. might be porblematic to get one in germany!

Posted by Or35ti

Awesomeness! How much is it gonna cost?

Posted by RoninAutomaton

Hmm ... my thirst does need Avenging.

Now, if they could come out with a He-Man Sword of Power bottle opener, I can truly feel like a Master of MY Universe.

Posted by DATNIGGA

how do you use em?

Posted by TheGoldenOne
Cool.
Posted by The Impersonator

It will be too heavy to lift. :P

Posted by Scribbles

For Asgard! For O'DOUL'S!!!!!!

Posted by slick23

I love it. I'lll buy one for sure. I think the next toy should be Captain America's shield or something, then Wolvies claws...then Elektras Sais..you get the idea.

Posted by maxicere

Great!

Posted by MooseyMcMan

At first I thought it was full sized and used to smash open bottles. I am now disappointed.

Edited by AirDave817

Must. Have!

Posted by PScully

Ok...so now they need a Cap Shield, Magneto helmet, Cosmic Cube, Infinity Glove, etc.

Posted by Gambit1024

Do want.

Posted by Namor1987

I dont drink so there'd be no point for me having it

Posted by Ganthetsward20

This could drive someone to drink.

Posted by RedOwl_1

Now we have the Mjolnir for vanquish the evil thirst!!!

Posted by Xangel

Product photography looks pretty cool; actual photography with hands makes it look chincy, cheap and plasticy. Not for me

Posted by Kiddevil

AW I want a life size thor hammer to scare my neighbors screaming I AM THOR!

Posted by Joygirl

Must geeeet, I'll keep it on me at all times.

Posted by Eyz

Bwahahaha - That is AWESOME!! XD

Posted by Decept-O

Good grief wished I wouldn't have checked this out. Now I may have to get this for one of my dumbass brothers who is a huge fan of Thor and drinking beer. *sigh*

Posted by Queso6p4

Nice! I already have a Luke Skywalker lightsaber bottle opener so I really don't need this but I'll get it, more than likely 'cause it's neat.