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Off My Mind: Why are Zombies Such Poor Dressers
by Tony 'G-Man' Guerrero on
With all the attention they're getting these days, you would think they'd start dressing better.
Yes I understand that zombies have a diminished brain capacity. They are only thinking about feeding and so they do not feel the need to be concerned with the latest fashion. They are not capable of changing out of their bloodstained clothes and into something a little cleaner.
Zombies may just be concerned with eating fresh meat and may not have the motor skills to use the proper utensils like a fork and knife, but I don't think that's really an excuse for them to be such messy dressers. There has to be a point when a fresh zombie arises. Whether it's a freshly dead body or a live one that has been infected, how come we don't see a fresh zombie still wearing clean clothes?
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Even the Marvel Zombies are all wearing bloody and torn costumes. It feels that it's customary to portray zombies with torn and blood stained clothing. The Marvel Zombies have shown some level of intelligence. Yet, they never both to put on a clean shirt.
The way I see it, we should at least see some zombies in clean clothes, especially before their first feeding. Is the bloody and ripped clothing a stereotype for zombies now. With the way zombies are rising in popularity and with all the appearances they are making everywhere, don't they deserve a little more respect?
It seems no matter how much attention the zombies get and will be getting with the premiere of Walking Dead, they are doomed to be known as terrible dressers.
Perhaps someone can prove me wrong. Have you ever seen a well-dressed zombie?