Off My Mind: Did Batman Really Wet His Pants?

I'm sure he entirely meant to.

Wow, I never paid much attention to Kevin Smith's writing after the utter tripe that was the two year process of what 5 issues of Black Cat/Spider-Man ... and I don't care much for stoner humor ...
 
This is sheer and utter nonsense. How is this man getting jobs as a comic write of iconic figures? I mean, really!

Wow! 

There were a lot of other ways to make that point besides saying I peed on myself. I do not accept this story. What horrible writing.

No Kevin Smith was just high 

Well I usually thank he would Shat his pants before doing this... but soo what? it's a small comic relief.

Once again, Kevin Smith shows us what a self-indulgent dink he is. Typical indie success story. He thinks his success is an indicator of his genius, when in fact he maybe wrote one or two good things and there was a confluence of good luck and people's taste meeting what he had to offer. Stop, stop, stop making heroes more "human." Could you try making them...I don't know...heroic?

Ok, so maybe he's Dick Trickle instead of Dick Grayson.

I like what The Batman responded on twitter.  Check him out at 
http://twitter.com/God_Damn_Batman

 
ROFLMAO

WOW DC... you guys really need to amp up your game...

Well sure it was a stupid movie, but the ending to Batman The Widening Gyre #6 easily made up for it....what a great cliffhanger.

The Batman cant wet himself! NO FRIGGIN WAY!

Very childish, I must say.

It's ok, it actually makes Batman more human, but the question is when he wet his pants. I mean he could have done it at a young age right?

It's a natural human reaction. Batman is human. Get over it.

no no no no no no no no no. 
**Puts fingers in ears*** 
lalalalalalalalalalalala 

I think it's good because it humbles him. It also does kinda make sense, I mean, he wasn't born a stone-cold bad@$$

Dang that's kinda sad but nah it dose not change my view of Batman.

Kevin Smith...you son of a b%#@!

No.  I didn't happen.  I don't accept it.  Geesh.  What a bunch of dopes DC people are for letting this happen to the Bat.  The Batman did not do it.  No way.

I didn't read the book but it doesn't seem to fit.  That is a certainty. 

Batman wears a full body suit, it would be a hassle to take it off to take a piss, why not piss the suit? This makes sense to me...

Batman and comedy (not counting the Joker) don't mix well.
Where the F* an editor when you need 'em. This crap should have never been prouced.

I don't think that Batman would ever wet himself. It is not true to his character.

Everyone knows, you aren't cool unless you pee your pants

So that's where that image was from.

Meh. I don't like Kevin Smith.

.... Let me first start of by letting every one know that Batman and everyone in the Batman Family are my absolute favorite comic characters I've been reading them for as long as i could read.... But I've always assumed that all kinds of super hero's piss and/or probably shit them self's on many occasions.
  I always assumed that the whole "underwhere on the out side"  thing was some kind of super wayne tech personal waste control thing or something that i didn't know about. Batman thinks of everything right..so he would have something if he pissed himself...i digress, these guys are allways getting electricuted, poisoned , punched really hard and all other kinds of crazy stuff done to them. So ,even though im not a huge Kevin Smith fan, i would have to agree...we all have our "accidents" 

I wonder if he pissed his pants when he faced off against Darksied in any of their encounters ?

I like the risks Kevin takes in his writing. He's giving a little of his own touch to Batman as a character. It's definitely something Kevin Smith would throw around on a SModcast or casual conversation.

If Batman did it you know it's cool.

I'm almost entirely sure that this was done very tongue-in-cheek. Kevin Smith is a huge fan and I feel he has too much respect for the medium and the characters to have made Batman mean that seriously.

I though Batman was implying the concussive force of the explosion he was in caused his bladder (and I presume other vital organs) to be affected, not that he peed himself because he was scared

I just ignore the PIS or ideas I don't agree with and move on with the story. Writers have been adding stuff to origins, changing origins entirely, writing characters ironically out of character in some stories, etc. for years. I don't like it but I'm used to it.

I'm surprised this is such a big deal. who cares.

He is still human.

This and that Joker clip are. frigg'n. hillarious.

I think Kevin Smith's Batman takes place in its own universe, so this isn't a big deal to me.

I thought that they've said that Kevin Smith's Batman stuff was outside of canon. At least, I remember them saying that about Cacophony, and I thought they said that about this book as well; the rationale being that Kevin Smith is a busy guy and doesn't have time to learn Batman canon for a miniseries.