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Dynamic Forces Will Release a Watchmen Toaster

Who toasts the Watchmen?

Breakfast seems to become the same, tedious thing over and over again, day after day. Grab your coffee, toast your bagel or bread, eat it with the same bored look on your face that you have day in, day out before you head to your job. Dynamic Forces plans to change that by making your breakfast a little bit more fun.

Basically, breakfast will never be the same again. Dynamic Forces announced today that their newest license with Warner Brothers will help bring some movie and tv favorites into your house and onto your toast. It's a new idea and a step away from the t-shirt and toy market that so many people are familiar with.

Dynamic Forces is putting out some toasters that will imprint some super sweet logos onto your breakfast:

These collector toasters will imprint iconic images from your favorite Warner Bros. films and television series onto slices of bread to make a fun impression on your breakfast, lunch or midnight snack! The extra-wide slots allow you to not only toast bread, but also bagels and more... The toaster design is a beautiful glossy black finish featuring the logo from the film or television series, and is a compliment to any counter top.

There are quite a few of these toasters debuting starting in September of this year, including The Wizard of Oz, A Christmas Story, Where the Wild Things Are, The Goonies, Gremlins, Friday the 13, A Nightmare on Elm Street and Watchmen.

This is the mock-up for the new Watchmen toaster. It seems like a Rorschach symbol will be etched into your daily breakfast as you contemplate calling in sick to work fight crime in a festering city filled with low-lifes and those worthy of your urban brand of justice.

No word on price yet, but you'll see the first of these toasters starting in September, so get your bread and bagels ready!

What do you guys think of the Watchmen toaster? What other brands would you like imprinted on your toast?

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Posted by EdwardWindsor

Most random comic based merchandise of all time?. I would want Rorschach image printed on every peace of toast to be worth buying it.

Posted by the_fallen11

When's this come out? September? *pulls out iphone* Siri, remind me to buy the coolest toaster ever in September.

Posted by fables87

WTF!?!?!?

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Posted by cattlebattle

When the world screams out "save us"
 
 
I'll whisper.............."toast"

Posted by revbucky

Just what I always wanted.

Posted by inferiorego

@the_fallen11 said:

When's this come out? September? *pulls out iphone* Siri, remind me to buy the coolest toaster ever in September.

Siri: "Reminding you to buy rollercoaster every september."

Posted by sesquipedalophobe

@cattlebattle said:

When the world screams out "save us" I'll whisper.............."better"

Fixed.

Posted by RoboShark

@cattlebattle said:

When the world screams out "save us" I'll whisper.............."toast"

:D

Posted by Cavemold

Does Alan Moore get one?

Posted by zombietag

what........

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Posted by sesquipedalophobe

@Cavemold said:

Does Alan Moore get one?

Only if it condescends to the industry of greedy, corporate drones. And waffles.

Posted by the_fallen11

@inferiorego Gah! It's sooooooo true!

Posted by KainScion

NEXT: WATCHMEN STARCH-shach

Posted by ARMIV2

...Huh...kinda the last thing I think of when I think of "Hero Merchandise".

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Posted by Smart_Dork_Dude

MUST HAVE!!!!

Posted by DocFatalis

It is so strange, and yet Fatalis must have one.

Posted by Webjaker

I look at this and roll my eyes and mumble about how these WM prequels are all about profit - then i read all the comments and think... but apparently it works ...

-The minority

Posted by TheOptimist

Want. Hilariously want. Cannot explain but want.

Posted by Baddamdog

It's like they're trying to piss Morre off lol. Can you imagine his reaction to this when he hears about this!!

Posted by BritishMonkey

who toasts the toastmen?

Posted by pikahyper

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Edited by Cavemold

On the Side of the box it will say you got owned

Posted by Ganthetsward20

NO F***ing way?!? But I kinda want it.

Posted by BransonHuggins

So....how pissed is Alan Moore now?

Posted by Icarusflies

Oh gosh, I forgot about all the Watchmen merchandise that came out around the movie...I can't believe they're putting out even MORE kitsch.

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Though if I could have Rorschach toast that would be pretty cool/a huge annoyance to anyone who didn't think toast belonged on the face.

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Posted by NyxEquitis

um....cool? Lol.

Posted by htb106

@Cavemold said:

Does Alan Moore get one?

it probably won't reflect on the books he writes, wait! has he even seen this toaster?

anyone spotting the link to his interview on bbc gets five imaginary internet dollars!

Posted by BlackArmor

@cattlebattle said:

When the world screams out "save us" I'll whisper.............."toast"

LOL!

Posted by Hot_Karl

I lol'd, then I tried to find a link to pre-orders :|

Posted by BlackArmor

Usually I would say something like this toaster was stupid, and it would be if it was Spider-Man or Batman or Wolverine or anyone else but since it's Watchmen.......I must have it

Posted by KRYPTON

Must have this!

Posted by Alfolantern94

Oh yeah just as useless as the Watchmen's condom.

Posted by RedOwl_1

So this makes breakfast 20% more badass.......... wow

Posted by joshmightbe

Go to wal-mart buy a toaster and a sticker for 20 bucks. There I just saved you shipping and handling fees

Posted by Snickersss

Alan Moore's not going to be happy about this.

Posted by CrimsonTempest
@Snickersss said:

Alan Moore's not going to be happy about this.

I'll buy it just to piss him off.
Posted by fenixREVOLUTION

I hope they send one of these directly to Alan Moore.

Posted by thephantomstranger

@Baddamdog said:

It's like they're trying to piss Morre off lol. Can you imagine his reaction to this when he hears about this!!

I think he'd get a kick out of it to be honest...

Edited by randalmeister

@Baddamdog: At this point, I think they're going out of their way to piss off Moore. I like to imagine the extent and magnitude of Moore's piss-off-edness is the basis of drinking games and office betting pools at DC.

Posted by feargalr

Everyone is saying how pissed off Alan Moore will be but in the last interview I saw him in, he was all like ya DC owns it they can do whatever they like with it, after the movie, that quite literally caused me to vomit... not figuratively but literally people it's that bad... I really can't see him getting all worked up over a toaster.

Posted by CaptainCockblock

Back up. Now, don't do that thing you just did.

Posted by davidgrantlloyd

Oh dear.

Posted by Omega Ray Jay

Ha how bizarre!

Posted by Trodorne

@Cavemold said:

Does Alan Moore get one?

If there was Irony in that, it would taste partially burnt.

Posted by RedheadedAtrocitus

I'd never use it lol. It would be one of those things I'd keep in the box just for the collectible value, so no, definitely won't get it. Does look nice though.

Posted by InnerVenom123

That's really, really awesome.

Rorschach toast.

I don't even eat toast regularly and this makes me want to eat toast.

Edited by Blood1991

I hate myself for wanting one so bad.

Posted by tamabone

I'm sure Alan Moore will be first on the list to get one. :(

Posted by fodigg

@cattlebattle said:

When the world screams out "save us" I'll whisper.............."toast"

@BritishMonkey said:

who toasts the toastmen?

@fenixREVOLUTION said:

I hope they send one of these directly to Alan Moore.

lol

Posted by TheCheeseStabber

I really want one but you can tell they're just over killing Watchmen now...

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