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Dynamic Forces Will Release a Watchmen Toaster

Who toasts the Watchmen?

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Breakfast seems to become the same, tedious thing over and over again, day after day. Grab your coffee, toast your bagel or bread, eat it with the same bored look on your face that you have day in, day out before you head to your job. Dynamic Forces plans to change that by making your breakfast a little bit more fun.

Basically, breakfast will never be the same again. Dynamic Forces announced today that their newest license with Warner Brothers will help bring some movie and tv favorites into your house and onto your toast. It's a new idea and a step away from the t-shirt and toy market that so many people are familiar with.

Dynamic Forces is putting out some toasters that will imprint some super sweet logos onto your breakfast:

These collector toasters will imprint iconic images from your favorite Warner Bros. films and television series onto slices of bread to make a fun impression on your breakfast, lunch or midnight snack! The extra-wide slots allow you to not only toast bread, but also bagels and more... The toaster design is a beautiful glossy black finish featuring the logo from the film or television series, and is a compliment to any counter top.

There are quite a few of these toasters debuting starting in September of this year, including The Wizard of Oz, A Christmas Story, Where the Wild Things Are, The Goonies, Gremlins, Friday the 13, A Nightmare on Elm Street and Watchmen.

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This is the mock-up for the new Watchmen toaster. It seems like a Rorschach symbol will be etched into your daily breakfast as you contemplate calling in sick to work fight crime in a festering city filled with low-lifes and those worthy of your urban brand of justice.

No word on price yet, but you'll see the first of these toasters starting in September, so get your bread and bagels ready!

What do you guys think of the Watchmen toaster? What other brands would you like imprinted on your toast?

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i kind of want one

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@Alfolantern94 said:

Oh yeah just as useless as the Watchmen's condom.

Hey now, condoms are not useless! They prevent pregnancy and the spread of sexually transmitted infections. Having burns in the center of your toast to look like Rorschach's mask, however, IS useless. And kind of stupid.

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So awesome!

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Really....ugh..

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I dunno if i will check this out yet i haven't made up my mind

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