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Crazy Caption Contest: Terminator Ed. 5/19-5/25/09

Make us laugh and win some free comic books.

Here's another chance to try to make us here in the Comic Vine office laugh.  Since "Terminator Salvation" is out this week, let's see what you can do with the following image.  Add a caption.  Make us laugh. It's that easy.

Same as the last time, keep it PG-13.  Winner gets more of my personal comics mailed directly to your home.  I'll see if I can dig up anything Terminator related to go with them

The contest ends Monday May 25, 2009 at midnight PT.

And let's try to keep the posts here limited to the actual entries.

Good Luck.



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Posted by EisforExtinction

"What do you mean she has a better personality? I'm programmed to kill!"

Edited by Zghost

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?  She stole my "attachment" !

Edited by RedK

Terminator: she treats me like a machine in the bedroom
Guy: but you are a machine
Girl: thats what i have been telling him but you know these TX models all they want to do is kill, kill, kill.

Posted by Hawk


Posted by king claw

I tell you she is John Connor. I have seen her in the shower.

Posted by Blue_Shield

"Didn't you read the narrator box!  There's your nightmare, right there!"

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Posted by geraldthesloth


Posted by iLLituracy


Posted by Owen_Porter


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Posted by Joe Venom


Posted by biggpail@yahoo.com

i work all day eradicating the human species from the face of the earth only to come home and see you in bed with her!  Tell me John!  What does she have that I dont!  Answer me dammit!

Posted by Dreadmaster

"I can't believe it i just can't"

"but she violated me"

Posted by HaloKing343

Turn around I swear! It isn't a trick! There's a giant robot behind you and it's going to kill you!... oh... wait...

Posted by Dreadmaster

What are you looking at?

you better not be staring at my "mechanisms."

Posted by godidzu

"hey dude, you're a nice guy,you're a nice guy but it don't cut it when you're running around naked while i'm trying to do a scene with bryce here!  "bale warned me about you, hey McG, get this guy off the set!!"

Posted by Superkitty

Why is she Miss California? I'm the female Terminator and mine are real!

(Oh, and I believe in opposite marriage too...)

Posted by Aerial Nuke

AAAAHHHH!!!! But papa, she's the one who left the toilet seat up this time, honest!!

Posted by The Sadhu

"She won't pull my finger! Pull my finger dammit!"

Edited by Anderson: Agent of SMITH

SING ALONG KIDS!
Da-da-da-da dadada! It's Melvin the Whiney Robot!
(Oh, and the one about the Bale flipping out was pretty good, wish I thought of that!)


Posted by Psychotime

That's a funny pose, I must say.

Edited by dagobon

I SWEAR,  IF SHE  MAKES FUN OF MY LACK OF GENITALIA ONE MORE TIME... THEN THIS THREESOME JUST ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN JOHN CONNOR!

Posted by durango95

"NAKED JOHN CONNER YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO MESS WITH CYBORG JESUS REINCARNATE.


Now. Repent to her all your sins you naughty child of God"

Posted by Ultimate Tater


Posted by Media_Master

"She started it!"

Edited by ahalya

Now. Repent to her all your sins you naughty child of God"

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workout routines

Posted by spectaculous

"you told me you were going out to pray bare-ass with your guy friends....NOT WITH HER!"

Posted by icemanrm56

"We are in the presence of Jesus so put on your pants...AND GET YOUR HOOKER OUT OF HERE!!!!"

Posted by The_Martian
@Gambler said:
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LMAO!
Posted by dagobon

ARE YOU JOHN CONNOR?  I AM  CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS MODEL STD-800, AND I'VE BEEN SENT BACK TO THE FUTURE TO WARN YOU... THAT THIS WOMAN HAS SPACE HERPES!

Posted by SuperXAsh

Enjoy
Posted by TheDrifter

"HEY..MACARANA TIME."

Posted by Agent Crews
@Joe Venom said:
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LMMFAO!!!!!
Posted by dredlok

What has she got that I don't have!!!

Edited by Mogo

"I dont care if she walks behind me to check the lighting again, I swear this set is a f@cking state, I will never work with her again your so unprofessinal.and why the hell is McG not got any clothes on, screw this im going to do my over the top walk out, God i can see why Christian lost it".

Storms out waving his hands.

Posted by squidboy3000

"No that's sexual harassment! And I don't have to take it!"

Edited by pefdit

I'm not GAY!  I have a girlfriend!

Posted by Precise


Posted by LastSon1027

DAMMIT! Shia gets Megan Fox why can't I have her?

Posted by damswedon

Anouncer: The new T-1000+ comes with a spring loaded Jesus on a cross.

Posted by CPTSteve


Posted by CPTSteve

Sorry for two, but this came right after I posted the last...



Edited by Cyclone200

My turn :)



Posted by The Jeff

GET TO THE CHOPPA'. DO IT NOW!!!

Posted by Yamivash 0
"oh I'm the evil one! SHE WAS TRYING TO EAT JESUS ON THE CROSS!!!"
Posted by Kid Anarchy

Guy: and america's next top model is........the HUMAN woman
Terminator: Her?! are you kidding me? HER?! THIS WAS MY DREAM! *sobs*

xP

Edited by Mr. Nerd

Dude I just had a bad dream that i married a human.
Wait who is she and why  am i in church with my nuts & bolt
exposed?
You mean to tell me that i got drunk and decided to get married
to Britney Spears!

Posted by tristan dayspring

That's the hair I wanted!! Not this skinhead metal new age look...You idiot!!

Posted by dagobon

FOR THE LAST TIME,  I DID NOT FART!  I'M TELLING YOU... IT WAS THE WOMAN!  HOW COULD I... I WASN'T EVEN DESIGNED WITH AN ANUS!

Posted by Prophecy

Terminator: SHE STOLE MAH BUCKET!!!!

Posted by AliceHatter

"SHE TRASHED MY LIGHTS!!!"

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