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Best New Comic Book Battles: 02/01/13

Sif slays a huge monster, Damian Wayne kicks all kinds of butt, and the Punisher endures a horrific fight.

Welcome to the latest edition of 'Best New Comic Book Battles.' Each week I'll narrow down the batch of new action sequences to my three favorites and explain what make them rock. There's also plenty of scans for your eyes to enjoy.

As much as I'd love to, I can't read every single new comic that comes out. This means your favorite might be something that has completely eluded my sight. If that's the case, feel free to sound off below about why you loved it. And no, I didn't read the latest INVINCIBLE because I'm only just starting the series. Additionally, there's now a discussion thread for this weekly segment! Check it out if you want to provide feedback or give battle suggestions throughout the week.

Without further ado...

Sif vs. The Ruler of Earth, Einhar, Svip & Bodvar

If there was a BAMF of the week award, Sif would be the clear winner. In JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY #648, Heimdall cast a bloodlusted Sif to an unknown realm. It just so happens this island has a massive creature called The Ruler of Earth and only one of them will survive this encounter. The end result is obvious, but wow, Sif brutally slaughters the poor thing!

A war cry that could match even Wolverine's.

Someone should have told that creature to never ever try to step on an Asgardian warrior that's equipped with pointy objects. Since it didn't get the memo, she took advantage of the dumb attack and obliterated its right foot. Sif then began to work her way up the creature, blocking projectiles like a boss before going for the killing strike.

== TEASER ==
The Ruler of Earth is filled with melted Smurfs.

One slice to the throat and the monster is down for the count. Sif, being the warrior that she is, decides to go above and beyond, though. In a hilariously gory segment, she relentlessly goes to town on the creature's neck. In a list ditch effort, it attempts to grab her, but Sif promptly slices its hand off.

Before Sif can take a lunch break she's assaulted by a trio of berzeker Asgardians. Unfortunately for them, she has 'em completely outclassed and has no real problem humiliating them one by one. Not even a blade to the torso stops her momentum.

+5 respect for Sif.

Luckily for them, Sif decides to talk it out with the group and they tell her all about the island over a meal. Naturally, Sif wants to move onto the biggest and baddest creature they have yet to slay, but attacking the creature transports them right into New York.

His day could have gone much worse if Sif was a little shorter.

Also, it looks like we could see Sif take on Superior Spider-Man in the next issue!

Damian Wayne vs. Gotham

The night belongs to Damian Wayne! If you even remotely like Batman or Damian, then you absolutely need to read BATMAN & ROBIN ANNUAL #1. I won't spoil the plot with his father, but I will highlight the hilarious and fun action. Damian might be little and adorable, but he's not to be underestimated. A group of thugs has the Boy Wonder surrounded and makes the terrible mistake of calling him Batman Jr. Seventeen seconds later and... well, see for yourself!

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Posted by Baberaham_Lincoln

Justice League vs Atlanteans/Trenchians was AWESOMESAAUUUUCE

Posted by sturmritter

I'm in love with Sif. <3 She's a real heartbreaker though. Gotta keep my distance.

Posted by longbowhunter

Wow I love that art in Sif's book. Damian's fights are always a blast. But as Batboy there's just that much more to love.

Posted by CitizenJP

Love the Damian Batman costume.

Posted by Psycorvus

FRANK CASTLE = TOTAL BADASS!!!

Posted by dondave

The red robin vs red hood fight was good

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Posted by SupremeHyperion

How bout Hyperion and Squadron Supreme vs colliding planets.

Posted by Babs

@sturmritter said:

I'm in love with Sif. <3 She's a real heartbreaker though. Gotta keep my distance.

THIS.

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Posted by MarvelMan1985
@sturmritter: Still, do buy the comic, it's great!
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Posted by War07

Damian needs to have his own book as Batboy!!

Posted by Decept-O

Really dig the incredible art and action with Lady Sif. Great battle scenes!

I also like the Damian Wayne costume, great design.

Posted by GothamRed

I would have at least honorably mentioned the Hawkeyes vs Super Storm Sandy

Posted by Reignmaker

Ok ok...buying that B&R; Annual now...

Posted by jwalser3

@Reignmaker said:

Ok ok...buying that B&R; Annual now...
Edited by lmothander

Nightmare BREAKS A TREE using Punisher as a battering ram. No way he survives that! And Tex is pretty much my fav artist of all time.

Posted by impossibilly

I may have to start reading Journey Into Mystery.

Posted by Veitha

JIM is so cool! Sif is a badass and the art is gorgeus!! I'm in love with this book.

Posted by CaioTrubat

Sif kicking all kinds of ass was so hot...

Posted by supermanfan1234

"Damian Wayne kicks all kinds of butt" are you a hodgetwins fan may i ask?

Posted by Hermatt

I Love the one panel of Sif wiping blue goo off her face then goes back to hacking away.

Posted by StMichalofWilson

C'mon the Joker vs Metroplios one should have at least been seen! Still good choices

Posted by braynehurricane

Woah, dude. No GLC vs. the Guardians?! That battle's been a brewin' for a while. I figured it'd be on here.

Posted by Overlander

Not really a fan of the Punisher much anymore, but Katzman's picks are on point.

Posted by kid Apollo

oh god that last scene with Damian kicking the 2 thugs at once makes my groin hurt, i raelize hes like 10 yrs old but am i the only guy around who isnt that flexible?

Posted by Decoy Elite

WELP. Journey into Mystery is officially being added to my pull list.

Posted by ragdollpurps

Get it grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl.

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Posted by usabfb

Calvin Rose and Felix Harmon was an awesome fight. My personal favorite of the week.

Posted by iceslick

I think Damian should trade his identity with that Batman costume!! It's better than that Robin costume and give him a whole new name like Bat-boy or something. Also, give the Robin identity to a new person CARRIE KELLY! It would be great for her to jump into the New 52 universe.

Posted by ceerealkiller

Not reading Journey into Mystery but I think I'm going to start.

Posted by ReverendHunt
Posted by kriminal

what was joker vs metropolis in?

Posted by SavageDragon

@CitizenJP said:

Love the Damian Batman costume.

Totally agree.

Posted by Target_X

Sad times. =( Cassie Hack's battle on the moving cargo truck was too epic. It even had it's own epic explosion in it, but nope--not mentioned here. Go figure.

Posted by k4tzm4n
@Target_X said:

Sad times. =( Cassie Hack's battle on the moving cargo truck was too epic. It even had it's own epic explosion in it, but nope--not mentioned here. Go figure.

Per OP and virtually the same thing has been said in everyone one before it.

As much as I'd love to, I can't read every single new comic that comes out. This means your favorite might be something that has completely eluded my sight. If that's the case, feel free to sound off below about why you loved it. And no, I didn't read the latest INVINCIBLE  because I'm only just starting the series. Additionally, there's now a discussion thread  for this weekly segment! Check it out if you want to provide feedback or give battle suggestions throughout the week. 

@kriminal said:

what was joker vs metropolis in?


Injustice: Gods Among Us #3
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Posted by Target_X

@k4tzm4n:

Sorry, just being grumpy since Hack/Slash is ending and I realize you're only one person. To add a positive note to my negative--I too REALLY enjoyed Sif's fight. I'm loving the new JiM.

Posted by k4tzm4n

@KateHiggs22 said:

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I do think Marvin's story is really cool! Thanks for the protips, spambot #5,403!

@Target_X said:

@k4tzm4n:

Sorry, just being grumpy since Hack/Slash is ending and I realize you're only one person. To add a positive note to my negative--I too REALLY enjoyed Sif's fight. I'm loving the new JiM.

It's okay. I'm sorry for being mostly mainstream :)

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Posted by Decoy Elite

Bought both Batman and Robin Annual and Journey into Mystery.

K4tz, your articles are bad for my wallet.

Posted by RedheadedAtrocitus

That Punisher fight was pretty darn cool. Takes the cake for me.

Posted by RedOwl_1
Posted by Onemoreposter

Honorable mention:

  • Damien Wayne's patience vs The Sun

ha. freakin brilliant issue

Posted by MightyMODOK

The new Journey into mystery is awesome!!!!

Posted by k4tzm4n

@Onemoreposter said:

Honorable mention:

  • Damien Wayne's patience vs The Sun

ha. freakin brilliant issue

Yay, someone noticed that!

@Decoy Elite said:

Bought both Batman and Robin Annual and Journey into Mystery.

K4tz, your articles are bad for my wallet.

Happy to hear it :D

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Posted by Decoy Elite

@k4tzm4n: That Annual might be my favorite issue of the month! Thanks for recommending it!

Posted by CitizenJP

@SavageDragon said:

@CitizenJP said:

Love the Damian Batman costume.

Totally agree.

Aah, the Robins. They grow up so fast. ;___;

Posted by BecauseImBatman

Pretty sure one of the best I have seen was Damien vs "Batman" in Batman and Robin #16 (a tie-in issue for Death of the Family) That was a great fight.

Posted by ComicStooge

Wait, how did the Red Robin vs Red Hood fight go down?

Posted by Rorschach2814

Superior Spiderman vs. Mary Jane's pants. Spoiler...MJ wins

Posted by ChillinVillain

The Punisher vs Nightmare was bullshit. He was as a BATTERING RAM TO BREAK THE TRUNK OF THAT BIG ASS TREE!!!

He should NOT have one that fight; the writer might as well gave him Captain America durability.

Posted by Guardiandevil83

@ChillinVillain said:

The Punisher vs Nightmare was bullshit. He was as a BATTERING RAM TO BREAK THE TRUNK OF THAT BIG ASS TREE!!!

He should NOT have one that fight; the writer might as well gave him Captain America durability.

Considering the stuff they let Batman get away with at DC I really don't see the problem. Frank is pretty tough. Fought Daken with a broken leg or ankle (dont remember). Taken punches from Spider-man, beatings, and being shot and stabbed. He just fights through the pain. Will power man.

Posted by entropy_aegis

@ComicStooge said:

Wait, how did the Red Robin vs Red Hood fight go down?

Tim hits harder,Jason hits more often,Jason was in control initially but Tim turned the tides and then obviously it was revealed to be a ruse.

The fight was very even,a stalemate IMO and I'm not sure if this pleases me.The Robins are becoming interchangeable clones,wont be surprised if Damian ends up stalemating Dick cause you know they're all equal.

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