Apocalypse crotch grate

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#1 Posted by CATMANEXE (17052 posts) - - Show Bio



talk about a great picture gone epic fail in one stroke. lol. i mean what the hell is that about? thoughts on why its there and what its for?
#2 Posted by Omg chris (1607 posts) - - Show Bio

haha lol that was mad funny

#3 Posted by Killshot (52 posts) - - Show Bio

It's a cage to keep the beast under control. :P

#4 Posted by John Valentine (16270 posts) - - Show Bio

"Survival of the biggest?" I think not.

#5 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio

Never know when your gonna be in the mood to make tacos/nachos

#6 Posted by Paragon (7293 posts) - - Show Bio

The grate is to keep it well ventilated. Nobody wants sweaty junk in the middle of an epic battle.

#7 Posted by jloneblackheart (5467 posts) - - Show Bio

it's to keep his junk in place when he increases his size

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#8 Posted by sonofhercules95 (703 posts) - - Show Bio

LMAO

#9 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

It's to keep his ridiculously huge thighs from crushing his balls when they rub together. That is some next-gen Liefield anatomy right there. Also: What is up with the shoulder pads?

#10 Posted by King Saturn (222830 posts) - - Show Bio
Thats Simply Hilarious Man...

ha ha ha

lmfao
#11 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

Tremble at the might quadriceps of Apocalypse!

#12 Posted by CATMANEXE (17052 posts) - - Show Bio

Apocalypse meets Mad Max Road Warrior?


.... god its sucking me in. lol.

#13 Posted by Korg (11931 posts) - - Show Bio

Apocalypse would make an awesome defensive tackle.

#14 Posted by White Mage (18740 posts) - - Show Bio
CATMANEXE said:
talk about a great picture gone epic fail in one stroke. lol. i mean what the hell is that about? ... [more]
That's a big bitch right there....................damn.

And for a metamorph, why would he keep his crotch so small?  You'd think that they would be at least 1/4 the size of his abnormally massive thighs.
#15 Posted by oldtimer (42 posts) - - Show Bio

Man you guys are dork's.....lol

#16 Posted by Fortified_Hooligan (1975 posts) - - Show Bio

so he can write his name in the snow and give it a drop shadow at the same time.

#17 Posted by Emperor Gonzo Noir (19713 posts) - - Show Bio

kinky

#18 Posted by CyberX (50 posts) - - Show Bio

wonder if they sell that somewhere, id rock it

#19 Posted by Zoom (14668 posts) - - Show Bio
@Korg said:
"It's to keep his ridiculously huge thighs from crushing his balls when they rub together. That is some next-gen Liefield anatomy right there. Also: What is up with the shoulder pads? "
BWAHAHAHAHA XD
#20 Posted by Rothschild (1311 posts) - - Show Bio

That is one fashionable Cod Piece

#21 Posted by Archetype (731 posts) - - Show Bio

It's so that when Apocalypse Queefs he sounds like Darth Vader...

#22 Posted by geraldthesloth (33313 posts) - - Show Bio
@Archetype said:
" It's so that when Apocalypse Queefs he sounds like Darth Vader... "
LOL!
#23 Posted by DEGRAAF (7811 posts) - - Show Bio
@geraldthesloth said:
"@Archetype said:
" It's so that when Apocalypse Queefs he sounds like Darth Vader... "
LOL!"

LOL
#24 Posted by cracks (6781 posts) - - Show Bio

LMAO.

#25 Posted by Nova`Prime` (4140 posts) - - Show Bio

Its gotta breath ya know.

#26 Posted by cracks (6781 posts) - - Show Bio

Does Apocalypse have the TO virus in that region as well? Yikes!!!!!!

#27 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29331 posts) - - Show Bio

It's so he can pee out the grating..... a cup that never has to be removed, genius, clearly. XD
#28 Posted by cracks (6781 posts) - - Show Bio
@InnerVenom123:             : )
 
 
Apocalypse is afraid he might ____ in battle.  LOL.
#29 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29331 posts) - - Show Bio
@cracks said:
" @InnerVenom123:             : )    Apocalypse is afraid he might ____ in battle.  LOL. "

O_O he's been staring at Cable a bit..... too much, lately. O__O
#30 Posted by cracks (6781 posts) - - Show Bio
@InnerVenom123: LOL. Apocalypse likes those guns. LOL. 
#31 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29331 posts) - - Show Bio

  

  @cracks: 
 
Sadly for Apocolypse, Cable's taken.  
 XDDDD

#32 Posted by cracks (6781 posts) - - Show Bio
@InnerVenom123: Well, Apocalypse did take over Stryfe's body at the end of Messiah War. Now he has Selene in Necrosha. LOL.
#33 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29331 posts) - - Show Bio
@cracks:
O_O;; He could make them _____ with a ____ and have it recorded! O___O;
#34 Posted by cracks (6781 posts) - - Show Bio
@InnerVenom123: LOL. He would make them _____  because of his telepathy and telekinesis.  Forced!!!!
#35 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29331 posts) - - Show Bio
@cracks:
Just like Purple Man O__O..... *slowly leaves this conversation*
#36 Posted by cracks (6781 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL. 

#37 Posted by Omega-level Supreme (1159 posts) - - Show Bio

 
It's the lastest fashion in mutant chastity belts.

#38 Posted by Stormultt (5308 posts) - - Show Bio

What a sick thread....XDD
#39 Posted by cracks (6781 posts) - - Show Bio
@Stormultt: It certainly grabbed your attention though.  LOL.
#40 Posted by Stormultt (5308 posts) - - Show Bio
@cracks:
Hey it's america...i had the right to come in hereXDD
#41 Edited by cracks (6781 posts) - - Show Bio
@Stormultt: OOOHHHH. LOL.
 
No Mussolini here. 
#42 Posted by cracks (6781 posts) - - Show Bio

Where has CATMANEXE gone?

#43 Posted by Darkchild (40547 posts) - - Show Bio
@Korg said:
" It's to keep his ridiculously huge thighs from crushing his balls when they rub together. That is some next-gen Liefield anatomy right there. Also: What is up with the shoulder pads? "
LMAO!!!
#44 Posted by Phorqe (2109 posts) - - Show Bio

When he's getting with a lady he says "Let me show you the equipment" and opens up the grate. His member thrusts back and forth like the chicken on a cuckoo clock.

#45 Posted by ArtJoker (521 posts) - - Show Bio

The REAL Apocalypse is under the grate

#46 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29331 posts) - - Show Bio
@ArtJoker said:
"The REAL Apocalypse is under the grate "

Waiting to be unleashed. XD
#47 Posted by hdorman1 (4662 posts) - - Show Bio

maybe thats why he is so angry 
he is angry for being under developed 

#48 Posted by ComicMan24 (147021 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL!!!
#49 Posted by Edamame (28010 posts) - - Show Bio
@hdorman1 said:
" maybe thats why he is so angry he is angry for being under developed  "
LOL. He is not strong in these regards. LOL
#50 Posted by hdorman1 (4662 posts) - - Show Bio
@Edamame said:
" @hdorman1 said:
" maybe thats why he is so angry he is angry for being under developed  "
LOL. He is not strong in these regards. LOL "
he is not what you would call endowed 

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