You annoying Alan Moore.

#1 Edited by moywar700 (2775 posts) - - Show Bio

That's right. You find out that Alan Moore is at the bus stop. He'll be sitting there for a few minutes and during that time, you will be sitting next to him with a comic. He sees that you're a comic fan but you pretend that you don't know who he is. What statements would you say to annoying him?

me-"gee, these watchmen comics are great,DC is the greatest comic publisher ever."

#2 Posted by Crom-Cruach (8850 posts) - - Show Bio

I would not waste the time of the writer who wrote Watchmen and Swamp thing, not when I can have an intelligent conversation with him.

#3 Posted by ARMIV2 (8520 posts) - - Show Bio

...

So, about that New 52?

#4 Posted by Night Thrasher (3687 posts) - - Show Bio

You rocked on Sandman Dude!!!

#5 Posted by danhimself (22539 posts) - - Show Bio

"could you sign this copy of Before Watchmen for me?"

#6 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

So on a scale of 1 to 10 how p!ssed off are ypu at DC for trying to rehash your story?

#7 Posted by moywar700 (2775 posts) - - Show Bio

@danhimself said:

"could you sign this copy of Before Watchmen for me?"

this wins the thread.

#8 Posted by Red_Jack (285 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd say to him "My Dad says hi. You know him well. My Dad also tells me how much you dislike all the movie adaptations of your work."

I'd also ask him what he thinks of the Minutemen.

#9 Posted by Joygirl (19925 posts) - - Show Bio

"Oh wow, you're the guy who did Sin City right? I love that movie!"

#10 Posted by cuddles666 (310 posts) - - Show Bio

I'd ask him to sign my electric razor.

#11 Posted by brainvision (14 posts) - - Show Bio

a cigarette, please??? :D :D :D

#12 Posted by Supreme Marvel (11264 posts) - - Show Bio

Should I or should I not take LSD?

#13 Posted by Overkill (404 posts) - - Show Bio

"I love your movies!"

#14 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

@danhimself said:

"could you sign this copy of Before Watchmen for me?"

RIP danhimself. Cause of death: beard hair and infection via biting

#15 Posted by Dark_Vengeance_ (14683 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm Batman.

#16 Posted by tahmidk (283 posts) - - Show Bio

"you know what i hate? hypcorites!. i mean imagine someone complaining about somebody wrecking their characters when they go run around turning childrens favourite characters into sex fiends and sluts and- oh sorry didnt see you there..."

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